Bearsy

They don't send it company wide anymore. They only send it to me.

I wasn't aware but thanks for the heads up! I'm glad to know I'm not alone! One thing though, if you're a stand wiper then surely you have to turn round to face the bowl otherwise how do you know where you're throwing the tissue - it could be going on the floor, out the window etc?

Ur blinded by her pretty Deano! You may think you're on her side but you're not helping her, man. Her only chance now is if she ages badly, if she gets fat and repulsive. Then people will teach her the error of her ways.

I'm with the op it infuriates me all the time they show outside the stadium and players running onto the pitch when they could be showing additional match action. I wouldn't give up the studio bits though if only to see what's going on with Claridge's hair this week. Seriously what is up with his barnet? It's never the same colour one week to the next, sometimes he has a weird comb-over sometimes like a witches peak the only thing you can guarantee is it never ever looks good!

That article can't be real! I thought it was The Onion or something! Like "We didn't really want Jelavic. Rangers would have wanted a lot of money and he would've wanted to double his wages." "So you didn't bid for him?" "Oh yes we bid £5 million." Mental!

Homeland is on tv tonight b!tches! Ive already seen it and I'm pretty sure I reviewed it on here somewhere but I can't find it so I thought I'd give you a couple of teasers to highlight key moments and encourage peeps to toon in: 1) In one bit Claire Danes who plays a CIA agent is so busy and important she doesn't have time to shower before a meeting so she just grabs a facecloth and wipes off her vag with it! Sweet! 2) In other bit the wife of the soldier who'd been missing for 7 years is desparate for a boning (she'd been doing all his mates while he was 'away') so she gets her tits out to entice him (really nice tits!) but what he does is just w@nk off and wipe it on her face! Sweet! It's a sweet show!

Sadface Smileyface!

Tru dat!

I see this show on tv called New Girl. It's about one of those annoying pretentious girls you get who mega try hard to be all kooky and weird and "individual" despite wearing identical thrift store outfits. The kind of turd who sings their sentences and does stupid little dances all the time. The show is true to life in that the girl is hot - this personality disorder doesn't happen to ugly girls as they are soon advised in no uncertain terms that their behaviour is unnacceptable, not endearing and in fact really really really fracking annoying. In the show she's living with three dudes. That's plausible enough cos these skanks rarely have girlfriends. To her face they pretend that her behaviour is at best cute and at worst mildly embarrassing. They do this because they want to bone her. What's missing from the show is that behind her back they should all be ripping the p!ss out of her and saying what a really annoying fracking b!tch she is! This would make the show more satisfying for the viewer who's thinking the same thing.

That's strike one Tim. I'm also taking note of people using the term "bumhold" in an effort to add a gay connotation to what is a purely heterosexual problem. I'm not that kind of bear!

It's good to see that people have moved on from their initial callous mirth at my discomfort and are now providing practical suggestions for treatment! I've been watching House on TV and I think I see where this is going, we've been through a number of diagnosis (many of which terminal) but have been thwarted at every turn by new and contradictory symptoms. What happens at the end of every episode is that a minor and seemingly innocuous circumstance enables House to suddenly see the light and at the last possible moment swoop in and save the patients bumhole. I've been racking my brain for such innocuous circumstances. Obviously in normal conditions House would send Foreman and the Aussie one round to break into my house but I appreciate that may be impractical in this case. I've only come up with one other bumhole related issue so far and I don't see how it could possibly be related, or even interesting but in full disclosure I'll relate it now: I think I'm wiping my bumhole wrong. At least I think I am, it's hard to say - how often do you see someone else wiping their bumhole to learn if you're doing it the 'normal' way? I don't mean to say it's dirty - I don't suppose anyone's got a cleaner bumhole than mine I've been a wet-wiper since long before it was fashionable or Dawn Porter even heard of the notion, and I've always been extremely fastidiuos in my personal hygiene. You could eat your dinner off my bumhole. But what I had been doing my whole adult life is standing up and turning to face the bowl before wiping my bumhole. Is this weird? I honestly thought this was how everyone did it. It seemed to make sense - you get a good look at what you'd dropped off for one thing. Also if you wipe sitting down you have to reach down into the toilet bowl which can hardly be sanitary! The only time it was ever a problem was when I had diarreoa at work last year, and when I stood up and turned around to start bumwiping a great slop of turd fell out my bumhole and ruined my trousers. It was then that I started to think that maybe I'm not doing it right, but to be honest it seems too late to change. Could this possibly be connected, Dr. House???

Pavlov's little friend?

Actually I prefer this one for confused.

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Can someone make a better one of these for laughing?

That response is very funny!

But that comment confuses me.

I agree with what someone just said.

I was thinking earlier how the emoticons we've got aren't much cop, like this one which I always thought meant paranoid and unsure but now it turns out people have been rolling their eyes at me all these years! I don't know if it's technically possible but it would be cool if we could make special Saints related ones! I've done a couple quick ones show you what I mean: Instead of we could have Instead of we could have I ain't very good at this sort of thing and these ain't good enough really but I think there's something in the idea and someone better at graphics and photos and stuff could probably come up with some much better ones!!!

Why are you doing the side eyes? Are you unsure or paranoid?

You sick bastard why would you show me that! I doubt I'll sleep at all now!

Sounds expensive to me.

I think it's the going back again. No-one rolls their eyes one way and then back the other. Who's neil?