Bearsy

Holy **** that vipbox stream is the best I ever saw. Hope it doesn't duck out when the match starts!

Yeah 4 def. Just post up your number to arrange.

Awww this is so sweet! Mandate!

Big contract offer from West Ham! Apparently they became interested when he qualified for a Work Permit!

Do you never watch TV? It always starts this way the prosecution are giving their evidence and you think "oh yeah they've got him bang to rights" but then it's Ironside's turn and he comes out with a last minute bid of evidence or witness or something and you go "oh my God! he's innocent! I would've convicted him wrongly if it wasn't for Ironside!" Edit: I might've meant Perry Mason. Which one was the cripple?

It's better to wear this season's because then if there's a lot of injuries you might get to play. That's what I do. That's why I always turn up in full kit including shorts, socks and shin-pads. If NA needs a last minute player, who's he going to pick? You in your out of date shirt and skin-tight jeans, or me in a nicely pressed full kit with squad number and name on back?

I caught a mid-season episode of this last year and thought it looked pretty sweet though at the time it was hard to follow what was going on because they don't bother with the "Last week on Game of Thrones..." information service protocol. It had some good stuff in it though, that one episode I saw this knight got really ****ed off because he lost a joust so he calls for his sword and decapitates his horse right in front of everyone! It's a fun show! So anyway I've been catching up watching the series on the internets and it's actually pretty sweet! The best character is this sexy dwarf played by that one guy from Elf. He's really cool! Athough I don't know what accent he's trying to do, it's weird, he sounds like Eddie Izzard. At first I thought it was Bad Acting but the way he talks kind of grows on you and now I think he's a Genius Actor. All of the women in Game of Thrones are superhot too! There's this one little blonde girl who's forced to marry this foreign warlord who's like 3 times her size and at first he insists on only boning her from behind so you just get her facing the camera all the time making grimacing expressions while she has to accept too-large warlord cock every night. So what she does is lesbians up with this hot prostitute who teaches her how to get him to bone her in other positions. In summary: It's a fun show!

I suspect both!

I don't know how good Djorou is at CB but he's the ****est right back I've ever seen.

It's a cumbersome sentence I grant you, but I'm surprised you find it indecipherable.

I think NA might want to go back in for Hooper in the summer and so he's not going to want to spend big on a interim acquisition. Another loan might be a option.

I bet they ask the jurors what team they support. If they get Tottenham they're golden, pretty much ****ed with everyone else.

mehball

Are parachute payments forfeited in the event of liquidation? They're the only reason there's still a Portsmouth Football Club IMO.

I think signing a top class striker might have to wait till summer, when hopefully we'll have the added attraction of Premier League kudos and wonga. We'll just have to hope Guly/Connolly maintain fitness and form. Would also help if Barnard could make a comeback.

Is bag some new slang I've not heard before or just a mis-typing of bang?

I have just put everyone on ignore. It's a real time saver! I can now read the whole forum content in less than 10 minutes and I'm never distressed by people saying stuff I don't agree with. Don't bother replying. I won't see it.

I've been following this thread with some interest and with every passing page the price is going up. I can't see it happening. I really can't.

Oh my God you can see Nigel's tactical plans for the weekend on the whiteboard behind him and it seems we're expecting Leicester to line up with three left backs! Possibly they're going to triple-mark Falque???? Someone needs to take this video down asap before Pearson sees it!

I'm surprised that the Pompey Trust kind offer to help AA with the vetting of new owners hasn't been accepted

I got all 10 *****es! Never suspected I knew so much about Mario!

OMG I just tried it out! It went brilliant! I phoned a model shop in town: ME: Hello! Do you do Airfix? SHOPKEEP: Yes. ME: Do you do Airfix ships? SK: Yes. ME: Are any of them passenger ships? SK: I'm not sure. ME: Are they Italian? SK: I don't think so, no. ME: But I could paint an Italian flag on thes side couldn't I? SK: Okay... ME: (Barely concealing mirth) Can you... Can you put one on side for me? SK: Err, yeah ok. ME: Have you done it? SK: What? ME: Do you watch the news? SK: #Hangs up#

I think we're pretty near perfecting dronskisaints joke now, but I'm worried possibly in our efforts to achieve greater realism we may have left some of the hilarity behind? Perhaps one or two of you could try regailing your friends and family with it tonight and let me know exactly how side-splitting they found it, and then we can make further improvements if necessary tomorrow. Kind regards, Bearsy xx

Bloke rings up a model shop and asks if they have an Airfix model of an Italian cruise liner... 'No, Airfix only do the Titanic model for passenger ferries, no Italian ones,' came the reply 'Oh dear' he says 'But if Airfix did manufacture such a product and if you had one in stock, would you understand me if I asked for it to be put it on one side for me?' 'You mean for it to be reserved so you can collect and pay at a later date?' 'Yes.' 'Well you can't. They don't make one.'