Bearsy

I think it's weak, inane, witless junk that is somehow tolerated or held to lower standards because it "appears" to be unscripted. Also there aren't enough time-travelling dinosaurs.

How much more north sea oil is there? We should cut the sweaties off the exact moment the oilfields run dry.

I used to watch Top Gear a bit until it occurred to me that all those stupid challenges are entirely scripted in advance. Now it's a bit Oh my God what's happened now Captain Slow has broken down almost on the finishing line for the 57th time and who's this coming round the corner - it's Clarkson! but oh no his engine has also overheated but wait what's this who's coming up backwards on three wheels - it's Hammond! - he's only gone and snatched it! Like if you're just going to make it up you could easily make up something more exciting like Hammond flipping out and shooting Clarkson in the head, or time travelling dinosaurs from the future arriving and finding out that in the future everyone has James May's haircut.

Just to clarify I'm not saying these players have anal sex and the anagram isn't a metaphor for their hidden lives though I suppose such things do commonly happen in the St. Mary's showers that would be purely a Coincidence. Can everyone stop PM'ing me now please.

Who can idenify the three current Saints players cunningly hidden in the following anal sex anagrams??? Anal Breed'r Man Hose In Der Ring (LC) Bone In Arse Deal

Zowie! Gingeletiss to the burns unit!

I would agree that you have been a little arrogant and moronic in starting such a baseless thread, but if you think to yourself "do I think this is credible?" before repeating such tosh you should be able to avoid similar faux pas in the future. Hope this helps, and wishing you all the best for the future. Bearsy xx

I'm a ****

I'm disappointed that the mods have not clarified the OPs query. Might I suggest a poll? Is the main board for discussion of: a) All things Saints b) Mutual masturbation glee-club c) Alpine Saint and his peccadillos

Bit early for Valentine's, and in any case I heard Brady prefers chocolates.

That's a heavy question to ask someone who only joined the thread to share an Alan Partridge joke. But no, I don't. I'd like to wind forward 1000 years and see if baby-murder is legal though!

I remember Alan Partridge interviewing some Old Duffer on the radio one time and when Alan noted that the O.D. was in favour of hanging, the O.D. interjected "Only for criminals". Made me laaaaugh :lol:

Not generally an "abuser" but in case your query is genuine I would advise that what angers people is: a) The assertion that "nothing is being done" b) The inference you are somehow "being proved right" when we turn out not to be the Greatest Team The World Has Ever Seen, which is a prediction that if you had made in a sensible manner (i.e without suggesting that this was entirely due to gross mis-management of the club) no-one would have quarrelled with in the first place. With love, Bearsy

I remember posting this on a BHA forum a couple of months back: "You play one way, and are totally lost without Tarricco..... he was correctly sent off, and after that you had no plan B"

Call me crazy, but is it possible our attacking threat reduced because we were playing with 10 men?

Came home to find my TV aerial in the garden all broken up worse than Pompey's FA Cup winning team. The miracle is that my TV still works fine, even though I don't have a satellite dish or cable or anything. I can only assume FC knocked the aerial off with his sled and somehow fixed the TV with Christmas magic or pixie dust or whatever. Still would've been nice if he left a note or something though, fat cunnt. Was this the greatest miracle of the holiday season???

Why is Jake Humphries such a cock?

Edit: If you post on here Alan, I wasn't really faking it was a very serious illness. Not an STD or anything though, promise.

I've never even set foot in Portsmouth, let alone Fratton. One time my GFs old man was having his 50th birthday dinner in a skate hotel and I had to fake a sudden illness to get out of it. Other than that I've found it fairly easy to avoid the sh!thole.

CSI put out a report saying "Good news everyone, only Leicester are spending more than us"? That's incredible...

Problem there is they could sing the same about us

No doubt their wage bill is more than they can afford, but I can't believe it's greater than West Ham's. I wonder if it's even more than ours?

Really pushing the boat out to get the fans in aren't they! It's an extra £50 if you want sugar though.

When I first saw the article I assumed the flag waving was for the team bus and I thought that was a bit much... but the ****ing supporters FFS!