Bearsy

If you phone me on your phone I will give a running commentary. My number is 999.

An unbeaten run that includes a defeat? Impressive!

His interviews make me cringe a little bit, but he obviously has no problem communicating with the players. I'd give him an A- for his performance so far. Legend.

Bit different from Walcott when he went there and basically disappeared for 6 months.

Considering how many fans no longer live near the ground surely the clubs could make a lot of money selling virtual tickets to watch every saints game on a live stream. ****es me off to only be able to see like one game a month on Sky.

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What a lovely sentence. I wonder what it means?

Can you ask them why clubs do undisclosed fees?

My Gooner nemesis just asked me who Ox plays like. I suggested "Shaun Wright-Philips". Unfair or apt?

Can't argue with that.

Agree with this. Hammond and Lallana in particular seem to have somehow picked up a yard of pace. I thought the only player who maybe wasn't quite yet in peak condition was Jack Cork, who to be fair only joined late in pre season.

Gradel's the threat innit. Get's a fair bit of room when Goolies wanders.

You must be a perfect simpleton, a child could understand! It would be better to get someone who is good enough for the league above. Why aren't we going for Champions League players FFS?

Strange the lack of coverage. Does Hammond have a knock or something?

It's a difficult question to answer. Perhaps you for lacked attention as a child?

You couldn't be more wrong. Hitler quite liked being called a Nazi, but it used to **** Churchill off something rotten!

My grandad died in that war you coc.k

Making stuff up is reprehensible. Repeating someone elses implausible bullshiit, is the lifeblood of this forum.

This'll be a ****ing boring forum in no-one's allowed to speculate, you tw*t.

If people would stop talking such rot MLG wouldn't have to correct them. It's a vicious circle

That's not a fair comparison, the specialist porn sites you subscribe to have far greater overheads like hiring midgets, dildo wear and tear etc.

He's got the same intitials as Jesus Christ He's got the same intitials as Jesus Christ He's got the same intitials as Jesus Christ And he makes your team look sh-ite Whole world up his arse, innit

Hooooof

We'd probably have to win the Prem to fill a 45k stadium, and then win the Champions League to pay for it. Sound like a plan!

Well done you. If it wasn't for our fans stalking 15 year old Asian boys on the internet we might never get to hear these interesting tit-bits. Might want to clear your browser history though.