Bearsy

Hahaha we would definitely walk the Olympic blind football if they drafted in AL!

Just a note if you haven't seen Sherlock don't read the above post as it contains Spoilers.

That's sweet! They were obviously just waiting for my commendation before they announced it. They've left it in a nice dramatci place for a new series what with Sherlock being widely believed a shyster, and in fact dead to to the bargain.

That's cool bro' I'm always happy to be sorted out, but I'm still gonna push you a bit further... He checks it out when he receives it and again before he lays it off, but between then I reckon he just knows where it is from his other senses like smell or hearing or something. I swear he does it's like magic! I'll have a look at the BBC highlights though as it is always possible I'm making an arse of myself...

I've been watching him closely and I don't think he even does the glance!

You know what's great about AL? I noticed it a few times in the Forest game when he's running with the ball he's totally head-up doesn't even hardly glance at the ball at all. That's an unusual gift isn't it? Contrast that with Walcott who every time he touches the ball has to peer downwards first squinting in confusion because it's rarely anywhere near where he left it. I can't think of another Saints player who could run with the ball like that, but I'm open to be educated. Maybe Marian? Wallace?

Word. I can't stomach Doctor Who at any price so I can't comment on that but I remember Coupling as a pretty weak Friends rip-off. If anyone has to be a Genius I'd sooner give it to Gatiss who at least has League of Gentlemen on his CV.

What was that midwives thing about beforehand? I didn't watch it obviously because it sounds like something my mum would watch but from the next room just as it ended it sounded like someone said "Oh no he's coming out arse first!" which made me looool.

Hahaha that was pretty cool! If they'd made it so Sherlock was behind the whole thing after all it would have been totally classic though!

Anyone stopping in to watch this **** tonight? I've been enjoying it so far, I don't know a lot about acting but it seems pretty good to me. No-one is too annoying so far except maybe that Moriarty but you're not supposed to like him anyways. I like how everyone thinks they're gay, reminds me of the cool Billy Wilder film where that ballerina wants to get it on with Sherlock so they can have a genetically superior baby and Sherlock gets out if saying he's a gay with Watson. That was a pretty sweet movie! I still laugh at Watson's face when he found out. I see this is the last one and it's called The Final Problem so I guess Sherlock's gonna get got tonight. That's too bad, I could have stood a few more episodes, especially if they get the naked chick back.

Insofar as "worst movie of all time" actually means a movie that is highly rated by others but I don't get it i saw this one the other day called Drive which had been getting critical acclaim and an implausibly high IMDB rating and... I don't get it. About 90% of the film is about this guy staring vacantly into the middle distance while weird synth music plays in the background. He doesn't have any conversations with anyone or stuff he just stands there gormlessly while they talk. Occassionally he has mega bad violent fits of rage and stamps on someone's head or something, then he immediately goes back to staring gormlessly into the middle distance, and saying nothing. He's played by that Ran Gosling who is pretty good at looking gormless, but after about 90 minutes or so it does become a little tiresome. Actually it just occurred to me that maybe the character Gosling is playing is supposed to be retarded. It kind of fits, the innarticulation, the fits of frustrated violence. That's pretty cool actually. I mind have to watch it again, maybe it was an indie Forest Gump.

Southampton goalscorer: David Armstrong Age 29

Anyone know how the Daily Record would get advance notice of a bid we haven't put in yet?

LOL @ Scottish defending

It'll be a draw then.

I was drunk thinking that there are actually more sub-forums on this site than there are posters and I was wondering if I could reply to every thread before anyone else even visited. Obviously this would have been jam on the Motoring forum which only gets one post every three months but I thought it would be more of a challenge to try muppet show which sometimes gets as much as one post per hour. It was pretty sweet! seeing the whole forum lit up with last posted by Bearsys, I even took a printscreen which I think should be added to golden threads. We'd better keep it on the down-low though because the mods somehow neglected to infract me for it and I don't want to remind them. In fact now I think about it, it wasn't even me it was probably someone else like 1976_child.

I'm not sure these pre-contracts would prove legally binding if it made it a far as court. Didn't Defoe stitch up Charlton back in the day by tearing his up and joining West Ham?

Do you really think so? He's not bad I suppose but hardly in Morgan's league.

I know this isn't exactly the Homeland thread but I just remembered this other bit. The other main character is this Ginge guy who I'm pretty sure is British, the actor I mean I've seen him in something, and he plays this marine who was captured by terrorists in Iraq and just escaped after 7 years. Anyway he has this wife who is really implausibly hot. While he was away she's been slutting around ****ing all his mates so when he comes back she's pretty frustrated that she has to make nice and pretend to be the faithful wife and not get day to day bonings from all variety of local cock. Anyway the ginger marine I don't know if he suspects something but he gives the hot wife this really aggresive boning and she's so gutted cos she's used to getting hour long foreplay sessions that she starts proper crying, and after that he can't be bothered to do her anymore and he starts boning Claire Danes instead. The hot wife though really needs it and tries to entice him by getting her boobs out in the next episode. They're really nice boobs. Anyway the ginger marine approaches her and kneels down and she thinks she's going to get a nice romantic licking out but instead he just gets his chap out and cracks one off. Made me laugh because I was doing the exact same thing. They don't show you what happened next but after it cuts away I'm pretty sure he wipes it all over her simpering, cheating face.

I mainly try to avoid anything associated with this one guy called McG. You always know if he's involved because his name comes up massive in the opening credits and that's usually my cue to get up and walk out of the cinema because you know with absolute certainty that everything to follow is going to be soulless, mechanical crap. I read somewhere that McG is actually a computer programme Hollywood use because it's cheaper than hiring real Directors and because it always, always comes in on budget. That would explain how it keeps getting employed despite the utter crap it's churning out like Charlies Angels and Terminator:Salvation.

Thanks for the heads up, I've been using dodgy streaming sites like watchseries.eu to catch up on mostly US shows but I always envied the Americans for their netflix which seems a pretty cheap and convenient way of watching stuff. I wouldn't recommend anything particular except for the obvious like Breaking Bad. I've been watching Homeland this week which I don't think has been shown over here yet but is kind of like 24 except with tits. Claire Danes is in it playing like this hot CIA agent and one time she had to get to work and didn't have time to shower so she just grabs a cloth and wipes off her vag with it. Sweet. I've kept watching hoping that she does it again but so far it ain't happening. Like she's driving round urgently looking for terrorists and I'm thinking, come on Claire you must be getting a bit steamy down there now and you're far too busy and important to be bathing, why not give it a quick wipe? But she's either not hearing me or they're leaving it for the series finale. The Thick of It is definitely the business, did you see the movie I think it was called In The Loop? That was good too though I didn't like how they had to ditch the paedophile and give his part to that guy from the Rev, though he ain't bad in himself it wasn't quite the same.

Word. It's pretty clear that when the aliens came to earth for Roswell they hung around to create Apple Computers and make a buck-load of money. Probably the aliens were controlling Steve Jobs with that mind control thing and that's why Goldblums Macbook is compatible with their computer system because they used their own OS. Won't make that mistake again will you aliens????

Fo' real? You mean to look at or are you saying ginger pubes are more abrasive? It's more the freckles that have put me off to date but I'm thinking that in tribute to the poor lost souls of the Titanic I might have a go on a ginger for the 100 years. Probably have to sign one up quick though cos I imagine a lot of dudes are doing the same thing.