Bearsy

In all seriousness I am really worried about my bumhole - I mean my friend's bumhole I'm worried it could be something serious! Is there such a thing as bum cancer??? As I said I really don't want to take my bumhole to the doctors but I thought maybe I could upload a picture of my bumhole on here and people could let me know what they think? Will that be cool with the mods though? I don't want to get infracted, I will try to make the picture as unsexual as possible.

Thanks! I have a boob cream that works like that if any ladies are interested send me a pm!

Thanks for the suggestions I will pass these on to my friend. Also when I get a wad of toilet paper and rub my bumhole aggresively to relieve the itching it feels soooo good! and one time I got an Erection. Does this mean that I am Gay???

It's really itchy, especially around bedtime. I've even got a face rash and I think that's because I'm itching my bumhole while asleep and wiping it on my face! I need suggestions for stuff that I can put on/up my bumhole to relieve the itching. I don't want to show the doctor my bumhole, and I also don't want anything that's over the counter, because I don't want the person at the counter to know that I've got a problem with my bumhole. EDIT: This is for a friend of mine.

They spat their dummy out the pram when forced to share Skysports and took the news off of freeview IIRC

Prophetic!

Is it your birthday then? Congratulations on entering manhood!

Pragmatic.

Not Elf bro! I laughed my arse off at that bit where he walks into the big meeting with Miles Finch and goes "I didn't know you had Elves working here?" hahahaha! Also when he's in his dad's office and the phone rings and he picks it up and says, "Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour?" Inception you were supposed to be bored to sleep, that's what it was about!

West Ham would sooner pay Poopeys tax bill than lose 6 points!

Chaplow was in great form before he got inured no doubt, but looking at his career with us and in general such great form for Chaplow is the exception rather than the norm. Hope he can pick up where he left off, but I'm not banking on it tbh.

Instead of Jos you mean? Dunno, are they really a lot better than our boxhead?

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Hi guys can you let us know how the man-date went please?

Is that really a saying? If some ***t come up to me at work, leaned on my desk and said "Bearsy, you need to J.F.D.I" I think I'd J.F.R.M.F.F.D.H.C.T For those not used to the term J.F.R.M.F.F.D.H.C.T means (just f#cking ram my f#cking fist down his c#nt throat)

I agree with you, although I wouldn't go as far as 'excellent' Guly to me looked like the only one who might make something happen. The crowd don't half get on his back quickly though! It'd be the easiest thing in the world for a player of his quality to just lay it off backwards or sideways like Hammond or Cork and maybe he'd get less stick if he did but that's not his role in the team.

NC is looking out for the financial stability of the club and I can't blame him for that, for all that it supposedly lacks 'ambition'. Adkins said that Cork was his number 1 summer target and we signed him, but if Chelsea had asked for £10m or even £6m I dare say NC would have said no. The opinion of some on here seems to be that we should sign the top targets regardless of cost. Not for me I'm afraid.

It's the selling club that delay transfers. Partly they want to tout around for other offers, partly they want time to recruit a replacement. Not sure how you'd get round that really.

Do we know how far off Seaborne is?

Shhh why'd you have to go say that?

Missed Adam tonight I thought. Anyone know how long he's out?

I always worry when we're on the pitch! Anyone feel like starting a Taxi For Falque thread?

I'd like to add that we're doomed and the whole club is a disgrace! Fingers crossed...

Good man! We always need a half-time bedwetting thread to kick-start a comeback!

Hmm. Leicester playing a high pressing game and we haven't got the presence or pace to expose the space on the break. I'd bring on Lambert and Lallana. Maybe Chaplow to add some energy in midfield?