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Bearsy

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  1. Maybe we're waiting on Money coming in. Ain't it that Liverpool only pay £5 a week or something when they buy players?
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    Tonny Vilhena

    Vilhena is gonna be so mad if we sign Clasie in summer! He's the new Wayne Bridge.
  3. I can't remember further back than G.Neville, but since he quit it has been bit of rogues gallery, which I spose was Lou's point! Here is bros I remember playing Right Back for England: Danny Mills Micah Richards Phil Jones Chris Smalling Kyle Walker Glenn Johnson Edit: Martin Kelly Callum Chambers
  4. He looks like Piglet from Winnie the Pooh Edit: I mean Clasie does, not shane long, stupid adrians!
  5. Phil Jones. Or Chris Smalling. Tough call!
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    Tonny Vilhena

    Yeah relax, I'm sure if we do sign this bro Les Reed will pretend he's heard of him before & was just about to suggest signing him anyway, so it's all cool & in accordance with Recruitment Strategy
  7. Oh, I don't think so, I'm v.surprised Delph signed new contract, he didn't need to do that. Being more clear sighted in his case than perhaps I am with Clyne, no-one could blame him for taking easy route out of Villa, being the way they are at the mo. Fair play to him!
  8. No Redslo, that will not fly! He has no legal obligation, it's true, but we certainly ought to get angry should the situation arise! It's like say if you bought a vibrating dildo, and exactly one day after expiration of the warranty period the vibrate function of the dildo stopped working, rendering the dildo effectively worthless. You would be pretty angry right? And frustrated? Even though your dildo is legally entitled to quit working after 366 days, you will be morally outraged, even when you recall, lest we forget, that this is exactly how you acquired a discount dildo in the first place (I mean, if Clyne is the dildo, and the Sex Shop is Crystal Palace, which tbf it pretty much is. It's a metaphor.)
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    Long injured

    i withdraw all my comments I fully support Shane Long & share his love for Baby Jesus, or as he calls Him, Infant Jesus I think it's cool that he likes Baby Jesus, because Baby Jesus is Innocent and Christmas, and not caught up in the Controversies that tormented poor Grown Up Jesus on the Cross
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    Long injured

    Bit racist to all our Muslim fans I couldn't be more appalled if he had swastika 3 hearts is prob where he gets his Stamina tho
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    Long injured

    I can read it v.easily, it seems to be Re: Baby Jesus: Infant Jesus meek and mild look on me a little child Pity mine and pity me suffer me to come to Thee Heart of Jesus I adore Thee heart of Mary I implore thee heart of Joseph pure and just (lol how they're running out of room + cram together!) in these three hearts I place my trust Anon (i think, tho Amen would prob make more sense)
  12. If only the STDs were imaginary
  13. I'd rather not pap, that doesn't sound like the sort of video I'd want to watch! I prefer to figure things out using purely my Brain! Way I figure money was invented is say you wanted £20, let's say you were buying anal beads or something, you would come to me begging for £20 because I'm much more wealthy than you, and then I'd say, hold on how do I know you're going to pay it back! And you'd say ok here, and you'd draw a banknote saying you owe me £20, thus inventing money, and then you give it to me, and then... wait. That can't be right! You just gave me £20 and you're still no closer to getting your anal beads!
  14. His wife can't even afford a car, pap!
  15. Has anyone been to Greece and can you confirm their money is really Imaginary? How does it work i.e. if I was buying a Greece newspaper in a Greece newsagent, do I give them an imaginary note and then they give me imaginary change, and how do you keep track that they have given you the right amount of change back so I can give some of it to the Greece tramp sat outside, but not all of it because later I might want to buy a Chocolate Bar?
  16. We only know he told his Wife that he weren't Rich and tbf that is probably Good Policy
  17. Bearsy

    Elvis

    My Little Friend
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    Elvis

    Long Black Limousine ? Think this might be about Wanyama's ?
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    Elvis

    There is quite a few! Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On
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    Elvis

    What Every Woman Lives For
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    Elvis

    Keep Your Hands Off Of It
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    Elvis

    All Shook Up
  23. Bearsy

    Elvis

    Are there any Elvis songs about Kelvin's penis? I don't know many Elvis songs cos i don't like elvis i think elvis music is v.boring, but I will check Wikipedias to find out!
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    Elvis

    Sometimes on a Monday, I like to don the culture-bear cravat, dust off the tweed 3 piece, and dip into the Arts forum for a bit of high brow enlightenment. More often than not, all I find is people discussing the size of Kelvin's knob.
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