Bearsy

Yeah it's definitely *****. Either that or *****, both work just as well

Sex sells, Coxford Lou. Get one of the mods to append "with BOOBS!" to your thread title, and we can guarantee you +pagehits.

Bit early to give up hopes of Elia nutting a team-mate

all this baby talk has made some of you bros v.broody

+1 it's putting floral feature & cashmere throw in a sex dungeon. Not Fooling Anyone.

omg what is the sex thread ffs! Is there a secret forum or something that i'm not access?

In my defence, I want to knob every available female Quite a few of the unavailable ones also.

but what a 1 game it was

I've never seen Byron play, but I reckon he could be better than all 3 (if he recovers from foot injury). Slightly more on topic, I've run all available data, and Clyne is deffo leaving in the Summer

I think Bertrand is the best left back England has ever had. So is Targett.

dont answer him lou is trap!

lol i was worried it would get a bit CARRY ON LOU, but the gradual ramping up of insults & violent sexual imagery was in it's own way, masterful. We now know her breaking point! Lou is robust & dirty-minded, she can take most things, but absolutely draws the line at enforced sex-change & violent, truck-stop knob chomping!

Why Does Lou Want Goatboy Ban? Here is nice, friendly picture of horse:

They'll be too tired from swimming, IMO

i would be ok with bad things happening to me

ew is that sposed to be bletch fingering a ballerina?

Them extra-time goals particularly, looked v.dodgy

Stout denial, Lou. You should have gone with stout denial! This is how birds get Reputation!

On the 3 previous occasions we had woman in the muppet show, it turned out to be tokyos trying to trick bros into sending him dickpics Lot of bros was caught out like that

No, he's not agreeing, he's disagreeing, but only by the smallest possible amount.

Guise! I just took Lou's PM virginity! Score! In the traditional manner, she found it to be brief, unsatisfactory, and somewhat painful. I shall now proceed to stage two, and ignore all her calls! Edit: Also, you'll note, the first thing I thought to do, was go brag to my mates

It all got a bit unseemly in the end, like when he thought Cortese was spying on him through a 2-way mirror in his office. I mean, I wouldn't have put it past Cortese, but he shouldn't ought to have accused him on live tv like he did. I still like Atkins tho. If he's got nothing better to do, he can come back run our youth team

Just looking at their fixtures, Middlesborough next - unbeaten in the prem this season, then Chelsea, they'll get murdered at Chelsea, then Hull & Stoke, two teams due a result, v.tricky, then Newcastle who'll prob have new manager, Newcastle will win that, then they've still got to play Barcelona home & away - can't see them picking up any points there. Think they'll finish about 8th.

They're not quite so formidable sans Toure, hope Ivory Coast go All The Way!