Bearsy

yeah if we score first, manager-less Newcastle will just give up + sulk IMO

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Did you think so? It seemed a bit erratic to me, the Ipswich fans was giving him bird bout it.

slip doc a monkey & they'll go c-cut. Worth the investment!

oh ok if bj is ok with it, then i have no problem. What does he say bout dogs?

I did notice the other night that Biakowlski, who was G-Nigga 2009 edition or whatever, still looks like accident waiting to happen, and not the top goalkeeper he was sposed to develop into.

I know ur joking jb but is serious question actually, are bros on The Register, like tokyos, even allowed to have kids?

Just wiping his arse IMO. What's he sposed to use? Trunk?

pfft if Man Utd are any example we don't even need goalkeeper

My beloved moans: in pleasure, in anticipation, and in criticism of the way I drink straight from the milk carton and put it back in the wrong place, why can’t you learn it’s like you’re not even listening, and that’s another thing…

You can't tell me that tokyos has never fucked one of his dogs. I know that's not what ur telling me, you're telling me the opposite, but I'm just putting out there. At some point, maybe when drunk or whatever, tokyos knobbed one of his dogs. You can see how this would happen, he admitted to me yesterday that they sleep in his bed, and i know for fact that if anything is sleeping in my bed, then it's gonna get fucked, sooner or later. Is inevitable. Maybe we can have poll just to make sure.

I remember when i was born, well I don't, but I remember what I've been told, and when the doctors first saw me they thought I was gonna be a v.small baby, maybe only 4 or 5 pounds, but then it turned out that I was just coming out penis first and i was actually MASSIVE

24lb 7oz Sumo McCall or McDonalds McCall either name for jumbo baby pls

Yeah I do know certain secret details bout this! Consequently my name suggestion is "Doggystyle" & weight 6lb 9oz pls

And yet still you clicked in, which is v.illustrative of the base depravity of the coxford mind!

I know, I couldn't believe it either! It has always been tokyos stance that straight sex is "homophobic" and should be outlawed from modern, enlightened society. Anyway, he has promised to produce evidence in April, and in meantime has authorised baby contest. What you have to do is guess baby weight and suggest name. Whichever baby weight is correct baby weight, tokyos is legally obliged to use that name for name of baby. Informations that will be useful: 1) We don't know yet how sexy baby will be, ultrasound is not sufficient definition to 100% identify genetic tokyo-saint micro-penis. Could be Boyby. Could be Girlby. Or some disturbing combination of the two, like its Dad. 2) Baby genuine surname will be McCoist or McCunt or something like that. I will check on this. Discussion is encouraged. I'm going out now tho, so talk amongst urselfs. Edit: McCall

woah

omg just found this back in the early pages of ramirez thread! Hope the moslems don't find out bout what tokyos done here!

I heard someone in Sunderland suggest they should sign Jermaine Defoe on a 3.5 yr contract & pay him £14m Mental!

could need amputation if he has gangrene

+1 can't call ppl "mongers" anymore. Disgusting

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You're a hard man, supersonic.

Oh My God We Could Sign Ched Evans! He would be good back-up for Pelle IMO + Excellent meltdown potential! Get this done

Can you give me examples of ACL bros who come back as good or better? Genuine question i would be pleased to hear bout this! All the ones I can think of like Essien & Owen & Frazier Campbell were Never Quite The Same