Bearsy

What! Noooo! You can't dump me! I dump you! I DUMP YOU! goddammit

i like the dear deidre + i like doing the math puzzles

oh my days

I bought the Sun today and there WAS a page 3

I Have Not Seen That Show Is It Good Show I Like That Guy On The Left Tho He Is Funny He Was The Only Good Thing Bout IT Crowd And I Also Admire Him In Guy Mergenghi Dark Place

I'm gonna start wearing my jacket like that with no arms, i think it looks BAD ASS like cape. I will let you know what feedback i receive on this new method of wearing jackets.

Fuck you nan! What is that from pls?

Stephen Fry had sex with a horse, it was in his autobiography or a novel that he wrote or something like that. Interestingly, it was a girl horse. This is a thing that I know about horses, and about Stephen Fry.

yeah i dunno i typed it all out for you in secret pm, but then i bottled sending it. WHAT DO BROS THINK? Is it acceptable that i out all the guilty secrets & SCANDALS i know about all you bros on here, just so that i can ingratiate myself with Lou? Is that cool? Is that the sort of thing that bros should do? It feels like i would be committing a bro-on-bro crime, the worst crime of all!

more horse being cunt:

woah i didn't see that coming was it Aids? It was prob Aids from bathing with tokyos

BUT it is point of record that tokyos always bathes with his Father-In-Law. HOW DO WE KNOW that it is tokyos sperms and not Father-In-Law's that is Fastest Swimmers?

BACK ON TOPIC Can anyone on here, perhaps a microbiologist or something, explain how tokyos managed to impregnate a bird? I've been imagining it, and I can't quite understand how it happened! I mean logistically. Tokyos has, as we know, only got micropenis, so the way I'm picturing it he would only be able to splooge on the outer vaginal lips, he would not be able to achieve sufficient penetration to reach as far in as phil's open tubes or whatever ur sposed to get to. Think how this affects the sperms! They will be stranded on basically the labia beach and not in the urethrean sea! They couldn't swim to the egg-house! What did they do? You can't tell me they crawl, sperms can't crawl! They don't have arms or legs! Do they Slither like Snake? Or does tokyos poke them up with his Finger?

I can almost taste the bitter fury of whichever Big Club misses out. Southampton? Waste of a Champions League spot! If we end up losing our co-efficient and get knocked down to 3 Champ League spots because of their poor performance, where will that leave English football? Cinderella story my arse - this is business! The Premier League & UEFA need to step in here really before the competition is devalued. Sponsors will be going mad!

Close Forum! Burn Computer! Eat Ur Phone! I'm relieved tho this was all bordering, or rather past bordering, on the Personal & I was feeling Uncomfortable that Lou would be feeling Uncomfortable, because I am v.Sensitive bear

Such an innocuous incident. Would be much better if it had been a bad challenge from Joey Barton, or someone like that, and we could be all Angar & Self-Righteous, like Arsenal fans are with Stoke

I Imagine He's Lying, I Always Tell Birds Oh Yeah I Deleted Them Photos Ages Ago Strange That You Even Remember I Had Forgotten All About That But This Is All Lies I Hadn't Forgotten And Sometimes When I'm Dry I Still Use Them To Master Bate

erm equality goatboy pls, you have to ask Lou same question is Law

tbf tho jonnyboy, you always incorrectly identify gender until it's Too Late, so we shall disregard your testimony soz

That's a nice collection of adjectives, Bucks Saint, but they do not speak entirely to my interests! I was looking for buxom, slack & subservient - those are the Qualities we Admire! Do You Know Anyone Like That Pls? Edit: Other Than My Sister Pls Edit2: And Mum

That's beautiful, Gemmel

I've been reading bout the bro this film is based on, he's a bit of a fantasist by all accounts. This is one of his claims:

Did I mention that Birdman lives up to the hype? Birdman lives up to the hype. It's v.good. I should watch Birdman, if I was you. It's basically the same film as Black Swan, except lols.