shurlock

Maybe Les found one of Paul Mitchell's transfer shortlists down the back of the sofa when he was taking an afternoon nap in the office aka the bridge of the starship enterprise.

We do our business quietly and won't get dragged into a public bidding war. We leave that circus to other clubs.

Cheers. How is he defensively? Does he track back? When it comes to a no.10 or player in the hole, we’ve tended to go safety first, so it would be a bonus if he’s prepared to roll his sleeves up.

Penalty all day long. As clear as Clatts whitened teeth against his love island tan.

And Nik Nak was going to make us perennial Champions League contenders. The Government and the independent Office for Budget Responsibility have themselves admitted there’s unlikely to be a Brexit dividend - even though payments to Brussels will fall, tax revenues will fall much more as a result of Brexit, leaving not a dividend but a whopping hole in the finances to the tune of £15bn each year. Great news for the NHS but extra funding will be coming from extra borrowing and higher taxes. Another move in the direction of Jezza and turning us into Venezuela (if you believe some on here).

How many times have you seen JWP take on and beat a man? Perhaps there are some Kenyan playmakers WCDAJFU.

And to think he was a no.10

Yep definitely - if you can thrive over a 46 game season in the championship, you have the mentality and physicality to play in the PL. Needless to say he’s also blessed with bags of skill.

Hopefully that’s the influence of Hughes and Bowen.

Smalling has made a living off those.

Cabbage Face up for this one - big super eagles fan.

Denmark v.lucky. Peru good value for a point, if not three. Maybe the PL can hire the Gambian ref, put Moss and the other joke refs out to pasture.

VAR has been right every time. Not VAR's problem if a ref refuses to have an incident reviewed.

Hahaha poor argies.

F**k me. No wonder this country's standard of refereeing is in the toilet

Clatts in his Crucible-finest, silk waistcoat just said it was a clear penalty - that the defender got a slight touch on the ball was irrelevant as Griezmann was caught in the second phase of play, even if it was a split second later.

Wrong. Did you actually referee pal?

Even if a defender does touch the ball doesn't mean it can't still be a penalty.

He was born goggly-eyed

Philip Neville. Pen all day long. #mess Right Cabbage Face?

Certainly helps the medicine of some dull football go down.

Lawro meanwhile wise-cracking about dislocated shoelaces as a player goes down too easily.

He's a bit wet but not consistently wrong, partial and impressionable like Quinn, Yorke and Owen.

She needs some of clare balding's testosterone shots.

But then again there are absolute dog**** pundits and commentators - Niall Quinn and Dwight Yorke, among others, are horrendous.