Saint Fan CaM

Only a complete fucking humiliation of the inbreds will do. Trouble is, I can see Eckhert telling them to play cool and pass them to sleep. COYS!

Good luck to him, but what a stupid waste of time and money with the perm contract. It’s not really helped us.

To be honest I’m not sure we’ve got the characters in the team to handle the abuse they’ll receive from the unclean masses or indeed the knuckleheads on the pitch. If Cap’n Jack starts as I suspect, we might see a red or a penalty given as his ‘passion’ gets the better of him. If Manning starts they’ll be targeting that side for crosses into the box and our chaotic defence will collapse. We need to hope that Stewart is fit as he’ll be needed in both boxes. And let’s hope the Ref/linos don’t cave under pressure in favour of the fishy few…we’ll need every ounce of help for this one. COYS - smash ‘em…no quarter…attack, attack, attack!

For Pompey I'd keep the same side except put Charles in for Downes.

On the face of it a decent win. Our starting 11 AND 2 CB's gave us a platform to get three points. Screw 3 at the back. Screw Manning at LB. Screw Fellows at RWB. Well done Scienza, Stewart, Fellows, Jander, Welington, Jelert, Peretz...and yes, THB and Stephens. Notable could do better's - Azaz and Downes.

And there's Manning's characteristic standing off his man to allow a dangerous cross. Twat.

Utter moron Ref

Jelert for Wood - full on panic!

6 fooking minutes ET!

Peretz makes game saving save - very good.

There'll be 5 minutes of ET. Need us to score.

WTF - Manning on????

Oh fuck - here comes Ings.

Here comes Charles and Robinson. Could this be the final nail in the coffin of a win?

Bloody hell - nearly straight in from corner - THB saves on the line.

Scienza trying too hard for his 2nd - need to be a little less selfish.

Every decision goes Utd's way now...Ref having a mare.

Welington makes our left side 150% better.

And another 2 great chances go missing

Utd bringing on a couple of good subs. Tonda keeping his cards close to chest!

AA on and Stewart off. Here we go - submission.

Bamford coming on. Corner for Utd who are starting to turn up the heat. We're going back into a shell - need a goal.

Nice hands from Peretz - no crisp packets.

Leo gets a yellow - we know what that means.

Oh oh...Stewart down