Saint Fan CaM

That nasty realisation that Bournemouth - yes, Bournemouth - have done the double over your team and not by just flukes…very convincingly.

Excellent - Manning and Archer on. That’ll do it.

There you go. A shot on goal…whatever that is.

This is going to end 1-3 isn’t it?

Why not? Could go anywhere for a tap in.

We’ve scored a goal. We've scored a goal! We’ve scored a goal!

Tell you what, I know we derided the Aribo to CB decision, but he’s been no worse than any of the usual suspects - arguably better.

Sulemana completely messed up on the edge of their pen area. Why? Being too selfish and not passing to a team mate. Useless.

Hoo - fucking - ray. Smallbone off. However, putting Dibling on when he’s no good at defending is asking for even more trouble.

Bednarek trying hard to get a yellow.

Another terrible pass by Smallbone in their area and within 10 seconds Bournemouth force a save from Ramsdale. F ing useless.

OMG - Welington off. Suga and Les on. Incredible.

The blind hope that somehow, someone will identify a way this shower of shit side can play a competitive game of football.

Commentator: Saints are having problems with Centre Backs with Stephens and THB out. Fuck me.

Have to say, I’ve been ok with Juric - let’s face it, he came here knowing it was already a shit show. But his selections and persistence with five at the back are just so sub-standard that you have to question his competence for next season whether he gets new players or not.

Fucking idiot Bednarek.

Shit defence again gives away an early goal. Just switch off. No point having three CB’s whatsoever.

Only because he’s only got one brain cell. The Ref that is.

If Smallbone gets a yellow I’ll celebrate - it will mean he’s actually tried to put a fucking tackle in! Get the lube ready - it’s going to hurt.

Seriously? You don’t need to hate Baz just because he’s quite clearly a liability on a professional football field above L2 level - he can’t help it.

Like I said, the guys head is gone and for that reason, I’m out. I’d put him out to pasture to train on his own…fucking entitled cretin.

Move on. This is exactly the type of transfer we don’t need, unless he comes to us on a free, WH pay at least 50% of his salary and we’ve got players that are deemed better to start.

Which EPL team is the most unfit this season? Which EPL team has the most players in the squad never to get onto the pitch in any Premiership game this season? Which EPL team has spent the most money over the last two transfer windows for least return of points? There are so many options…

The lad has burnt his bridges - again. If he stays he should train by himself until a decent offer comes in. We’ve been a damned charity for too long and we need cast iron solid battlers next season.

It’s going to be horrible. Lube at the ready…again.