Mattio

Wigan down and Watford up for me, I'd say Brighton but Poyet is a cant!

Seemed a bit of a one trick pony today...

It just keeps flicking through loads of players for me...

Not sure if we'd have any chance but Andros Townsend from Spurs would be fantastic

Bloody hell so young too, RIP!

Nope, we lost 3-0 at home we should fire the whole team and start again.

Theres a lot of good options but Lambert seems to naturally lead the team

Works fine for me

I seem to remember Paul Jones used to have moments when he thought he was a sweeper

Agreed. Save it for outbursts of emotion not avoiding a relegation we've not worried about for weeks

0/10

This video shows how much of a good shot stopper Niemi was, I think Boruc has more to his game than just that but it'll still be hard to compete with some of these saves! Also I never knew there was an Ice Hockey keeper with the same name, what's the chances!?

Just to add does everyone agree he's our best keeper since Niemi? Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk 2

Great news, that's all the players I was hoping to sign a new contract with one (minus Shaw) Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk 2

Did the West Ham fans saying that you live in a sh*thole make you sad? Where else can you suggest that's better?

If he came in as a free transfer people would not be moaning about him at all, its not like you paid the £12 million so why does it matter what he cost? He wasn't terrible yesterday just his set plays weren't the best

I was sat in there today there were some ****ing tards around me, someone asked why we're singing about Pompey and wondered if we were actually playing them for a while then started singing along to West Ham songs and just being generally annoying. As there are no season ticket holders in there you don't get the barrier between glory hunters, JCL's, actual saints fans who aren't season ticket holders and people who don't even know why they're there.

Townsend looks decent down that right wing, would he be worth a punt next season?

Res Leed.

I heard he doesn't actually like football (as in watching it etc) anyone know if there's any truth in that or just something that spread around?

I've never understood why there isn't one, the old Marian Parhars song would be perfect, or if we wanna sound like ****s then we could sing his name to the spiderman music...

Word is it's Saturday 6 April @ 12.45

Quite clearly I fit into category 4, anyone who disagrees is a trolling WUM

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.