Mattio

I was sat in there today there were some ****ing tards around me, someone asked why we're singing about Pompey and wondered if we were actually playing them for a while then started singing along to West Ham songs and just being generally annoying. As there are no season ticket holders in there you don't get the barrier between glory hunters, JCL's, actual saints fans who aren't season ticket holders and people who don't even know why they're there.

Townsend looks decent down that right wing, would he be worth a punt next season?

Res Leed.

I heard he doesn't actually like football (as in watching it etc) anyone know if there's any truth in that or just something that spread around?

I've never understood why there isn't one, the old Marian Parhars song would be perfect, or if we wanna sound like ****s then we could sing his name to the spiderman music...

Word is it's Saturday 6 April @ 12.45

Quite clearly I fit into category 4, anyone who disagrees is a trolling WUM

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

Out of interest has anyone recieved their tickets in the post? I ordered mine a couple of weeks ago but still nothing? I normally collect now so not sure about turnaround times.

Looks like a watch advertisement.

Exclusive pictures of his reaction:

Shame I don't speak Portuguese!

Anyone got a better link than the EPL one, I missed the ****ing goal because the **** quality of the stream

TBH if we didn't do that we might have been in the **** so could have been for the best

Surely it'll mean people smash down a couple less before the game so means less drunk idiots? The big question, does that mean they'll have some sort of cup holders or are we going to have massive waterfalls of beer after every goal?

The queue for the metro is always atrocious after a match at OT, I'm amazed they've not done anything about it tbh

Praise the lawd Jos can walk again!

Guly starting

Talking about Cortese and actually knows what he's talking about

Haha that's the one!

You might want to have a look through them before you make the book, seen quite a few that aren't actually related, if you need any help vetting them let me know

That's sad, I'm sure the players are as shocked as we are... out of interest what did SolentSport tweet?

Goodbye and good luck, you'll always be remembered by saints fans as the man who pulled us back to our rightful place when we were at our lowest, I hope you can have the same success where ever you move onto and you'll get a great reception when you're next at SMS

Made me laugh anyways!