Smirking_Saint

I don't do the big macs, i can only do fries

Not really, any days i miss then peoples jobs don't get done, my paperwork doesn't get done and i fall into a world of pain. But then i get paid for my responsibility. Jobsworth

That dwarf b*stard

I lost my virginity once. Never got it back.

Oh without a doubt. My world 11 team i posted t'other day, i would have none of them for an assault on league 1 promotion.

Robben ? Ashley Young ?

On another note, for all those calling Shneiderlin pretty innefective and not that good i pose you this question. Xavi and Xabi Alonso. Neither the greatest tacklers in the world and neither break forwards from their midfield confines with any such regularity so does that make them completely ineffective and not good enough ?? NB - this does not mean i think Morgan is as good as Xavi or Xabi Alonso

Puberty is great

I agree, and i thought the same as the bold bit.

Steve ??? Who the f*ck is Steve ?? Lol though Dyoorin da wawr

That'll be nice.

I don't think Hypo has ever been out of his house............. mainly because life does not have report button but also because he is a complete arse. Steve the fake S_S is just a bit of a ****, and hasn't bothered PMing me. Thinking about it everyone else is sort of alright, even Dune who in all honesty has been less of a pr*ck of late.

Who BWP's mum ?? Question though, is McQuiod better than what we have ?

Thats the weather warning i recieved, and its not going to let up before the weekend. I for one hope it doesn't snow, and if it does i hope i can get to work.

You should be called Hypocritical not Hypochondriac.

Righto c*nty i literally cannot wait.

I have heard of crouchie, but i am not teh crouchie.

Yeah, It still hurts, and i fell over the other day and something snapped

Should be a good test but in all honesty we should be quite easily dealt with. 2-0 Blackpool. Would have loved it away though.

Utter boll*cks. Rickie was on form, top form last year but Torres would have scored more and possibly created more.

I can't see anyone conceding ?? I see people trying to figure out your somewhat flawed arguement. And i am in no way performing a personal attack here but what you are saying is utter guff and you only made it worse by comparing possibly (in a few years) the greatest player ever to an exceptional league 1 winger. Thing is you cannot make as Benji said hypothetical b*llocks about umpteen different scenarios that could happen you can only base it on ability and facts. I do agree with you by the way, he probably wouldn't break any goalscoring records or what not playing for Gillingham but yes i honestly think he could definately see them into a playoff spot atleast. If Jackson could score a reasonable amount who is an unproven striker in my books and nothing particularly special then Torres would have scored a bucket load, he is a top top level striker and his movement would create chances on its own, added to the fact that the chances that are created (and we can only base that on the reletive levels of the gillingham players and the teams they play against) which would be possibly 5-6 chances a game i could easily see him scoring 2-3 at least against league 1 level defenders. He has coped perfectly well moving from La Liga to a more aggressive premiership and is a big lad who puts himself about so why would he not do it in league 1 ?? It is pretty much madness. Plus the he wouldn't want to play in league 1 arguement is floored as he wouldn't come here in the first f*cking place.

Chappers is never top NPC level ability, i would say solid, but not top, not yet, he needs to keep the consistency for that IMO.

I don't really understand what you are getting at TBH. Lallana is a shadow of the player Messi is and will never ever reach a half of his ability. As for Torres, as i said before, you are only as good as the players around you and as such he would be the top scorer in League 1 with ease. You can only judge on ability if you are going to make one of these whimsicle outcomes.

You gammy legged downs looking single mother f*cker

No not really. Similar TYPE of player only in the fact that they have decent ball control, but not in the case that Messi also has searing pace, a fantastic footballing brain and an unbelievable drive. Plus Messi isn't really a wide sided player but plays in more of a free role, in fact i couldn't really describe where he plays except for wherever he wants. Perhaps he would be a sort of inside forward of sorts, or a deep lying striker i don't know.