Smirking_Saint

what the f*ck is going on ?

Who said that ?

Whats the point in having that arguement then ?? It would never happen. You can't say who would be better in league one Torres or Lambert and then say Lambert as Torres wouldn't turn up. Thats as annoying as the smug w*nker at school when the obvious question of 'what would you do if a T Rex knocked on your door ?' and he answered 'it wouldn't happen would it'. As for saying Lallana is similar to Messi you are having a f*cking laugh.

I wouldn't take a swap deal.

I'm not crouchie

Also Wotton.................. ok ok i can't go that far.

In league 1 ? Lallana all day long, Messi would be crap in league 1

Who would you rather have at right midfield for England ?? Milner ? Gerrard ? Walcott ? or Antonio ??

Oh......you weren't joking. TBF, its not like i reckon he would score 175 a season, but to believe he wouldn't be the top goal scorer is as mad as saying Rickie is as good as Le Tiss. As a striker IMO you are only as good as your midfield, and so Torres could only score what chances were created, but thinking he wouldn't score 30 odd is rediculous. In fact, why am i trying to explain this ??

Thats actually pretty impressive over the phone.

Nice read Dune... i really mean that !! My Grandad was chief petty officer on the ark royal amoungst his ships, was sunk twice, once in the china seas where they told the sailors not to bother wearing life jackets as it was better to drown then be eaten by sharks. He also marched to normandy with the marines and rescued some british lord or something from Borneo with the SBS. He really was an amazing man that rarely spoke of his ordeals but when he did you listened. My thanks go out to everyone that was involved in the war, both going about their lives or fighting.

It is Cortese, he purposefully makes it hard as he hates human beings, especially saints fans.

Super noodles are the most pretentious of all snack foods and are actually pretty damn underwhelming.

I am really hoping it is a joke.

Go on then, i'll please you all with some musical delights.

Both are better than Torres.

I would judge him at how he is playing, and if he was useless i would be calling for him to be dropped. Also, comparing Rickie to Le Tiss is madness.

Rather have a cream of asparagus cup a soup and a muller rice TBH. Can't stand pot noodles these days. But those stew and dumpling snack pot things are decent on the go grub, if not a little fatty.

Then you believe wrong.

Fair enough. I must admit i don't know what you mean TBH.

It was a tough tough time. Though i have never worked in retail nor would never ever want to and tended to day dream, chat, f*ck about for atleast 6 hours of my 7 hour degree lectures. Got paid a lot to generally not do much.

Elaborate ? I am intrigued ?

I have never minded Supermikey but the fact that at 18/19 you need some 'me time' at St Marys on your own worries me a lot. In fact if any of the lads turned to me and said i need some me time i would probably punch them in the c*ck.

I didn't

Fair enough. No, but you are definately high on my c*nt list. As i said, until the time i feel we will not be put through a pretend to be drunk, are drunk or forgot to take the meds rants (delete as appropriate) spanning many threads i will consider you said c*nt and perhaps even after that.