Verbal

I thought we were winning

When do you think that might happen?

Can I get the first WTF of the season?

Good analysis as it turns out.. There was a conversation between Arsenal and Dibling's agent a few days ago, but the signing of Madueke has killed it. I was surprised when the interest came up, because the effort to sign Madueke was quite advanced, but there you go - all's well that ends well. Dibling isn't going to be seen folding bibs at London Colney.

Don't worry - it's only at the top of the page, where it will stay forever.

Arsenal are in for Dibling godammit

That would be my choice TBH.

He actually left Spurs for exactly that reason.

Well I for one am happy at this news (although I'm presently under sedation after a colonoscopy).

You may not be when you hear them

Jesus stop it you nitwits. There's so much of this now I had to try to discover the source. Could I find it? Neigh I could not.

Which is why the worst 3 words in the English language are "Turkish has replied"

You'd be right - crikey, never thought I'd say that.

Not sure if football-related

Typical heartless bastard comment IMO. Coalman HAS JUST SAID a bit of him will die if it happens, and yet here you are.

Soz Mx Special

Sorry, what are you arguing about?

So you haven't seen GB's stats for the 23-24 season?

Despite the number of goals conceded. Teams as low as 18th (QPR) conceded fewer.

Mods, to honour the new season, kit etc., please consider this excellent suggestion for rebranding saintsweb

Awful news about Diogo Jota

Soz but I find the expression 'find their feet' reads funny when applied to actual footballers. I mean, I have. a pretty good idea where to look.

Well this is all very funny. CoT has turned into Galaxy Quest

You're all forgetting the simplest rule here. If it makes Lowe's head boil it's a good thing.

That was P&O Ferries, not Cruises