Verbal

Yikes, that's the Saintsweb equivalent of blocking Bambi.

I'm setting this as my default reply to everything on Saintsweb from now to forever.

I've staked my substantial reputation for being right on Jander being our signing of the season, so good to see him in alongside Charles again.

On the other hand, "Rome wasn't built in a day - but I wasn't on that particular job." (B. Clough)

You should give it a go yourself DT. I can't think of anyone better to deliver sunny optimism and inspiration.

This is going to seriously limit Rangers' search for a replacement manager.

On his current trajectory his next post will be at Barcelona. He is the poster boy for failing upwards.

I saw you do something similar to Sue the other day. It was the display of a sickened mind if I'm honest - aggressively sexist, ugly and stalker-like. If there's a woman you can try to humiliate, you're right on it. I'm amazed the mods on here tolerate it.

All untrue. But I've let this go in the past because it just reminds me what a sad state you're in. Poor you. And well done on derailing the thread with frequent reminders of your prurience.

For you and for all self-loathing online stalkers everywhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

It's quite sad, really, that you do this with quite a few people: misremember something that did, or in this, did not, happen, and then repeat it ad nauseum, as if your whole life was taken up with the obsession. Seriously, get a hobby or something.

That's quite the creep-out stalker's false memory you have.

Shame. What on earth shall we do now?

You're such a bitch. Also, correct.

Saintsweb is truly a mine of lack of information

Who he?

Sorry, there's no vacancy for a Professor Pangloss on Saintsweb.

I don't think so. If anyone's doing live commentary on here could they do it entirely with emojis? It's just that it's quite dark behind this sofa and I can't read text.

I have a pot plant called Rod Stewart, along with his brother Tod. Would they do?

A whole thread unanimous in its hatred for Martin, and yet it still wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Can you tell me which village that's in because Google Maps is giving me bupkis

How very surprising

I'd go along with pretty much all of that, dogface.

But isn't the larger question whether Saints should prioritise a keeper in the Jan window, especially if the team sits in the upper half of the table and is still in with a chance of an auto spot? Because however you frame the differences between them, the choice AM and GB is a Hobson one.

Don't think you noticed we're playing A-Mac rather than G-Baz.