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You'll need a Magnum for that

Reg Binns

I'm not sure it's historically made that much difference. Having lived on both sides of the island I don't recall much of a split. Besides, the island isn't exactly Borneo - you only need to make a wrong turn on a short stroll to end up on the other side. If it were true though, the Po*pey fans will eventually drown because of all the landslips on the east coast. Which is nice.

Either that or Ankersen's will be another season of Sulemana's Opta stats on superior contributions to oppo goal kicks.

If I may piss on your chips a tad, even in relay teams everyone has to be able to pass effectively

Seems good to me. Let others score the goals while he suffocates the defenders.

Bobby Charlton. In a field next to the Niger river, just outside Bamako, the capital of Mali. Turns out he knew a lot about the history of the transatlantic slave trade.

Would be excellent in the inevitable Downfall clip if our season goes tits up.

Thought I'd pass on the key point that I know absolutely nothing about him, except that his surname wouldn't survive a spellcheck.

I must have missed that. Did he say that?

Have you looked at our level recently?

Quite right. And anyone who reacts to having no air by clicking the haha button deserves their fate.

Exactly! He probably cries himself to sleep at night clutching his Bundesliga winner's medal.

To Plymouth?

Well there goes that dream

Yet more mess to clear up

Don't. I know the feeling

12 points from one game is BRILLIANT!!

One word: catenaccio. How's goal difference looking now?

If we get lucky we'll make it to the Championship.

Wasn't Napoleon relegated?

Everything will be fine. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

I agree. It hasn't worked out for him playing in his natural position, even with extra help. So let's try him out of position and see how that goes.

We have lost to Leicester

We can't lose to Leicester. We CANNOT lose to Leicester.