Verbal

Sorry, there's no vacancy for a Professor Pangloss on Saintsweb.

I don't think so. If anyone's doing live commentary on here could they do it entirely with emojis? It's just that it's quite dark behind this sofa and I can't read text.

I have a pot plant called Rod Stewart, along with his brother Tod. Would they do?

A whole thread unanimous in its hatred for Martin, and yet it still wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Can you tell me which village that's in because Google Maps is giving me bupkis

How very surprising

I'd go along with pretty much all of that, dogface.

But isn't the larger question whether Saints should prioritise a keeper in the Jan window, especially if the team sits in the upper half of the table and is still in with a chance of an auto spot? Because however you frame the differences between them, the choice AM and GB is a Hobson one.

Don't think you noticed we're playing A-Mac rather than G-Baz.

Possible, if there are 50+ penalties and the Liverpool players have all done swapsies with their boots. I'm optimistic though.

Genuinely surprised there are no predictions on the outcome of the penalty shoot-out.

Yes. What is your answer please and thank you?

I think you've missed the entire point of the thread, which is to post something now that turns out, quite by accident, to be amazingly prescient, so that you can later repost your ineffable wisdom that x really was shit and y was a wonder-buy* *y=Caspar Jander

At the end of which one of our unfancied young scamps will skip down the other end, pass to one of our non-scoring forwards, and...

It literally just was - hence your post. He'll play a 10 in defence, which Saintsweb autocorrect tells me should be spelt defense.

It's a pretty old English word. Soz (which isn't).

I'd have also voted for "replace" if the options were: Replace with someone good Replace with someone bad

Define fun

Well that's surprising, and a bit worrying. Looked at who voted "replace" and expected the usual (and easily ignored) suspects to be there, and they were in the minority.

Judged by your typos even you don't read your posts on here. In other news Downs to score first. Shitshow may or may not follow.

"Rome wasn't built in a day. It also wasn't built on a load of rubble, which is what we were reduced to last season." Is almost Koeman-esque.

Please and thank you

Great philosophers who were pressured into exile: Diogenes the Cynic - for being cynical Aristotle - for being rude apparently Confucius - for being a smartarse Jean-Jacques Rousseau - for being too radical for Switzerland (thus presumably was joined by the rest of the planet) Karl Marx - for being a Marxist, which he denied Russell Martin - for talking bollocks and failing to grasp football Interestingly, only the last one committed actual crimes.

Dear god If we lose today I want autos in return. Please & thank you. PS I don't believe in you but don't take that as a negative. Also, win *and* autos would be nice.

What have you found?