Verbal

Soz but I find the expression 'find their feet' reads funny when applied to actual footballers. I mean, I have. a pretty good idea where to look.

Well this is all very funny. CoT has turned into Galaxy Quest

You're all forgetting the simplest rule here. If it makes Lowe's head boil it's a good thing.

That was P&O Ferries, not Cruises

I see we're going to need stern words about punny posts like this. Haha button denied.

I assumed it meant we're going with blind luck as a strategy this season.

That's quite pricey assuming you're awfully small

I clicked on that youtube link you absolute bastard.

And Tall Paul has finally, officially, gone....

That's highly likely to a sneaky tip-toe around a more complex truth. The two owners of the club are also executive producers of the documentary series, and given their very high industry profile they would certainly have benefited financially - and substantially, given the success of the films - from the series. This revenue stream is likely to have been fed into the ways the owners deficit-finance the club itself. Hollywood accounting, basically: no one shows a profit.

From the Wrexham fans' forum: Soton (A) first game is tasty. Pompey away in midweek is so crap. Well quite.

What if he unbolded them?

Whoever we get on day one, please, EFL. don't be boring.

You'll need a Magnum for that

Reg Binns

I'm not sure it's historically made that much difference. Having lived on both sides of the island I don't recall much of a split. Besides, the island isn't exactly Borneo - you only need to make a wrong turn on a short stroll to end up on the other side. If it were true though, the Po*pey fans will eventually drown because of all the landslips on the east coast. Which is nice.

Either that or Ankersen's will be another season of Sulemana's Opta stats on superior contributions to oppo goal kicks.

If I may piss on your chips a tad, even in relay teams everyone has to be able to pass effectively

Seems good to me. Let others score the goals while he suffocates the defenders.

Bobby Charlton. In a field next to the Niger river, just outside Bamako, the capital of Mali. Turns out he knew a lot about the history of the transatlantic slave trade.

Would be excellent in the inevitable Downfall clip if our season goes tits up.

Thought I'd pass on the key point that I know absolutely nothing about him, except that his surname wouldn't survive a spellcheck.

I must have missed that. Did he say that?

Have you looked at our level recently?

Quite right. And anyone who reacts to having no air by clicking the haha button deserves their fate.