Verbal

That would work if his real name is Napoleon.

Fulham doesn't have pubs - just artisan cafes. And a palace, which is also the home cafe.

When did they have days on?

Erm... https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/pragmatism/

Good save. He really gets fucked off if you forget his extra g.

Nathan Tella scores the winner (and only goal) to knock Bayern out of the German equivalent of the FA Cup. https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1864062996026134825

Cascarino in today's Times: "He may be only 18 but I can't see a better future No10 than Dibling."

Dom Ballard back in business for England U20s with a nicely taken goal... https://x.com/Saints_CJL/status/1858910346653868426

Corner flag of doom incoming tomorrow?

You think Wolves have two own goals in them?

Stop that right now

If ever the Venice Tourist Board needed a slogan

You'd jump out of a plane using a balloon?

Don't mock. 18m is the going rate for pitch invaders now.

Obviously not the only yardstick, but impressive... https://x.com/Other14The/status/1825895584470880514

Can I recommend some high-quality weed?

It's the reason he's not no1 at Arsenal

I think it's a safe bet right now that if we had a Ramsdale-shaped goalkeeper in we'd be a lot better off.

Yes but I can still see you

Good pedigree though. His father Lorn-Chinto was a great tackler.

It's a micro-dot containing an astonishing fact about a new signing. Blow it up - you'll see.

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RM said "one or two incoming" hopefully before Newcastle. If two, I'd agree. If one, Ramsdale, bought or loaned, would for me be the overwhelming priority.

Not much of a wizard then TBF.

To borrow an expression, a cat minus reflexes is not a cat.