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No idea, but you have to work the term "littoral zone" in somehow.

This is the debate I've long been waiting for on here - where IS southampton?

So without them we don't "march on"? We just sort of "mince about!"?

Doesn't he have history with a dodgy knee or some such non-essential?

No relation to this quote of course, but there is a touch of the hysterics about.

Maybe we've invented flipping for players now. So add Caspar Jander to the list.

Gosh you're right. You're a world-class studier of lips?

She's actually saying "I have my tool kit", so now I'm doubting your claim.

Prescient mention of Saints too - though, as it was last season, celebrating our defeat (of course).

Thank you for saying what we were all thinking.

Can someone here link to the bitter comments? I'm all in for the bitterness.

No, just the one. Posting it 4,200 times would be a bit of an overkill, no?

Could be, although I thought he was more in the habit of "breaking" news that was already broken. He struck me as a bit like a character in High Noon who's always too slow on the draw. Which is a bit health-limiting when you think about it.

Fellows had better start practising knee-high crosses then. (I know this is awful, but for some reason AA always reminds me of that Stonehenge gag in This is Spinal Tap.)

No, do go on. Schadenfreude is best enjoyed across several threads.

What if we lose Wood though?

Ugh. Flashback to trying to sell my last house.

Still, mustn't grumble.

Agreed. Gert Muller was properly shit

Didn't think you went in for this Circle of Jerks thing Nick.

Danke, forumgruppenmeister.

Maybe it's just monoglot me, but it's not the "being on Reddit" bit that bothers me, more the "being in German".

Qualifying for relegation may be a stretch but it sounds like he'll give it a go.

Even so, I've got my "that was a good thing, actually - we can concentrate on the league now" post all ready to go.

I think he's BRILLIANT