Verbal

Is your source called Taut O'logous by any chance

You bitch! He's mine

That could change if we throw in an obligation to buy

Jesus wept

Very much this. Autism is something determined by professional psychologists in tests and face-to-face consultations, not by randoms on the internet.

Is that so rare? Or is everyone here unaware of their arses and elbows?

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Don't worry, I've dealt with this. You will never hear from CB Fry again.

Oh hadn't thought of that. You're right.

I see Man City have just signed a £1bn deal with Puma over the next ten years. Even if our deal is, say, two-thirds of that I'm looking forward to this being a productive and spendy relationship.

Indeed you did not. Which club can beat a Michelin-starred chef cooking up in the main stand? http://brasserieconstance.com COYW

And we're off...

But we need a new corrections officer in the Saintsweb grammar police and I thought he was well in root to promotion.

Thus proving Karl Marx right again: "History repeats itself, first as tragedy then as farce." Let's see - I have a feeling it won't be far off.

Looking forward to RM's version of Cloughie's "You can all put your medals in the bin because you won them by cheating."

I thought we were winning

When do you think that might happen?

Can I get the first WTF of the season?

Good analysis as it turns out.. There was a conversation between Arsenal and Dibling's agent a few days ago, but the signing of Madueke has killed it. I was surprised when the interest came up, because the effort to sign Madueke was quite advanced, but there you go - all's well that ends well. Dibling isn't going to be seen folding bibs at London Colney.

Don't worry - it's only at the top of the page, where it will stay forever.

Arsenal are in for Dibling godammit

That would be my choice TBH.

He actually left Spurs for exactly that reason.

Well I for one am happy at this news (although I'm presently under sedation after a colonoscopy).

You may not be when you hear them