Verbal

If Halfway House is halfway as bad as Stanhope then you have a point.

The prize for the stupidest football report on last night goes to John Westerby in The Times, who starts: "One side came up, the other came down, and there was little to separate the two teams." He goes on to say that Saints won the first half and Sheffield Wednesday won the second. I'm trying to imagine how he'd explain this fantasy to literally anyone who saw the actual game. (Wrong thread - never mind)

That won't be possible. COT is hereby suspended. Henceforth please use the appropriate initials after your names for Circle Under New Trustees.

Fulham

Not sure Turkish would have the time or opportunity, hauling vat-loads of toner over the Yorkshire Moors. Oh, wait...

Thanks for that. Now I'm more confident we're going up.

Sorry, what are we talking about now?

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Because the air is thicker in championship grounds?

Can't see him hoovering up this mess any time soon.

That iron law which states 'the lower the stakes the bigger the wobblies' just got another data point.

You can catch mine as they depart my airspace.

Have you quite finished, or do you have more of that strawman to build yet?

What are the symptoms for narcolepsy again?

Thank you Kenneth

Any news on Tino's performance?

So they're not even asking now.

I can't recall - did the Saintsweb hivemind think Hjulmand was a good idea?

I really love this stupid club.

Quite. Starting GB next match would as unsurprising as delldays coming out as gender-fluid.

From Chelsea Twitter... I don't remember this passage of play but it seems pretty representative.

Don't worry. He'll just call it chick and then boast about how many ponies he's had.

Check hairline/belief correlation in two weeks' time.

Very perceptive comments from AW.