Verbal

Pretty sure he's coming - and that we're going to need a bigger banjo.

Says the man on the clôture

Well at least he won't be in the team for the Stoke game.

What is this word "delighted"?

It's good to experiment when there's nothing at stake.

That's a bit bold.

Should only take a few minutes TBF.

If so, may I recommend Belgian left back Sam Bunch?

People with high egos routinely lie to themselves about their own capabilities. Scienza on the other hand seems quite relentlessly honest with himself. The Guardian article goes further than any I've seen in his discussing his psychological struggles, including some quite devastating self-doubt (hardly a feature with egotists), so openly.

Have a read of that Guardian article that TBS just posted

Manger or minger? I'm not sure which of those two you were going for.

Regaining the will to live is an underrated emotion.

This post should go noroviral.

It's quite something when the miserabilist outlier that is DT becomes all of us.

Any suggestion that I play for this team is false and defamatory.

Didn't we do that last season?

Ok "Sir Ralph", which player are you, really.

Won't he be a bit dizzy for Saturday though?

Huge rise in laughing stocks if anyone's interested in investing.

Did you run out of coal?

There is absolutely not a chance in Sodom or Gomorrah that we'll play 3/5 at the back. I bet my reputation on it.

Agreed.

I am delighted to inform you that in 2033, and for the first time since the 16th century, Christmas and Eid coincide.