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Jesus stop it you nitwits. There's so much of this now I had to try to discover the source. Could I find it? Neigh I could not.

Which is why the worst 3 words in the English language are "Turkish has replied"

You'd be right - crikey, never thought I'd say that.

Not sure if football-related

Typical heartless bastard comment IMO. Coalman HAS JUST SAID a bit of him will die if it happens, and yet here you are.

Soz Mx Special

Sorry, what are you arguing about?

So you haven't seen GB's stats for the 23-24 season?

Despite the number of goals conceded. Teams as low as 18th (QPR) conceded fewer.

Mods, to honour the new season, kit etc., please consider this excellent suggestion for rebranding saintsweb

Awful news about Diogo Jota

Soz but I find the expression 'find their feet' reads funny when applied to actual footballers. I mean, I have. a pretty good idea where to look.

Well this is all very funny. CoT has turned into Galaxy Quest

You're all forgetting the simplest rule here. If it makes Lowe's head boil it's a good thing.

That was P&O Ferries, not Cruises

I see we're going to need stern words about punny posts like this. Haha button denied.

I assumed it meant we're going with blind luck as a strategy this season.

That's quite pricey assuming you're awfully small

I clicked on that youtube link you absolute bastard.

And Tall Paul has finally, officially, gone....

That's highly likely to a sneaky tip-toe around a more complex truth. The two owners of the club are also executive producers of the documentary series, and given their very high industry profile they would certainly have benefited financially - and substantially, given the success of the films - from the series. This revenue stream is likely to have been fed into the ways the owners deficit-finance the club itself. Hollywood accounting, basically: no one shows a profit.

From the Wrexham fans' forum: Soton (A) first game is tasty. Pompey away in midweek is so crap. Well quite.

What if he unbolded them?

Whoever we get on day one, please, EFL. don't be boring.

You'll need a Magnum for that