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I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the National Front.

I rejoice that we have a well educated leader. It makes me feel very proud. When David Cameron represents us on the world stage his intellect and his accent will raise our nations profile and prestige.

I shed a tear when Mrs Thatcher left downing street. It's been a long time but now we have leader that can carry on from where she left off. Let's get Britain back on it's feet and build a country we can be proud of again.

They were born with a chip on their shoulder.

Her Majesty: I like you better than that obnoxious scotsman that used to visit.

The Liberals have got their referendum on AV so I suspect they'll just be grateful for that and allow the Conservatives to do what they do best and manage the economy.

Perhaps the bottom set are newly arrived immigrants hence the need for extra resources to be provided due to them not speaking fluent English.

Fair enough and as it goes I think Clarke would make a better chancellor.

I hope Dave Cameron makes it a priority to give MP's a free vote on bringing back fox hunting. I reckon they'll get it through with 300 Tories voting in favour plus a few Labour MP's such as Kate Hoey.

It's called keeping your options open.

You've really got a bag on tonight haven't you. Listen to this tune and chill out.

The first thing the Tories should do is make exams as hard as they used to be. When a student get's an A grade it should mean something like it did in the old days.

Don't cry, you're now an honourary Conservative.

As far as i'm aware the markets wanted a conservative government that will tackle the deficit straight away.

he he he, nothing beats the amusement of a leftie rant.

Schools would be a good place to start, especially schools in Essex.

Well with the sound guidance of Kenneth Clarke and with the Conservative ideologies to guide him I expect George Osborne will do a fantastic job.

Well I wish no hard times on you personally, but the sooner Mr Cameron gets to work on the public sector and makes some big cuts the better.

For the first time since Mrs Thatcher we can be proud to be British and of our PM. Dave Cameron is going be a real world statesman that kicks ass and puts Britain back on the map internationally. For the first time in 13 years the Great is finally back in Great Britain.

I think this is true.

I'm glad you feel like that because i'd be very disconcerted if you suddenly starting thinking rationally like me and Jeremy.

Sounds good. I've never hid my dislike for George Osbourne. I reckon KC and VC would make a good team.

Clarkson speaks sense and I agree with him on most things.

Not harsh at all. He told everyone that boom and bust was a thing of the past so he sold our gold for peanuts and ran a budget deficit during the good times. Brown is a moron that has left this country in a right mess. I will never have good word for him.

Nice one Jezzer.