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394 mongtards disagree.

This looks about as probable as kicking a football from the centre spot into the boot of a vw golf parked by the corner flag.

What?

If i was chancellor i'd whack it up to 25% and hammer down the countrys deficit and debt.

I absolutely agree. Pompous Scottish *****. I blame Labour for giving them a parliament when it should never have happened.

Get rid of the bingo ball and replace it with a football and get rid of the gold and replace it with black. Here's my design...

I'm being honest. The bingo ball at the top looks rubbish.

It looks ****, I hope this is one you knocked up and not the real thing.

That's right. But you Liberals are just going to have grin and bear it because as has been said this is your chance to show that PR could work, so be a good Leftie and fall into line.

What will interesting is how the Liberals stance impacts on their vote in their key area - the South West. I'm not sure whether their will be much of an impact, but was watching a report from Torbay where some scruffy looking leftie was complaining and perhaps the activist types will get the hump and switch to parties like the Greens or Labour, but by and large most liberal voters are believe it or not semi normal and will be happy that DC and NC have done what's best for the country. This is all assuming that the pact holds firm because if it doesn't and the Liberals are perceived as the ones that ****ed the country up it'll most certainly see a Conservative resurgence in the areas where they once dominated. As for the Liberals north of the midlands then I think they're in trouble what ever happens.

Apparently theres a few junk shops around Wiltshire, but it's mostly just tat. I hear what you're saying Nick and 9 times out of 10 I see stuff i'm interested in but i'm a bit of a scrooge now and won't pay above the intrinsic value/what I know it's worth. There are plenty of bargains out there but you do need to be patient and not be fooled. I'm now an expert in a certain specific area having a read a book lol - joking aside I am pretty **** hot in the area I specialise in and know what i'm looking for i.e uncompromising perfection which is not common, but equally not rare. The sellers honesty and knowledge is irrelevent as far as i'm concerned if I stick to my area because I know exactly what i'm looking for and I don't even look at the description they give because I know what period it is due the evolving nature of how things were done. I was very tempted by a George I (1724) piece I saw yesterday but it wasn't perfect and the price was a little steep in lieu of this, it was up at £97 so maybe £85 after haggling and even then it was only worth half that so the search goes on.

Where's bungle? I bet he's thrilled.

I think the fact they're both public school boys will help because they are both from the same background. I expect they've already given themselves nicknames. I think it will last because neither leader can afford for it to fail, especially Clegg because if a coalition is shown to be unworkable bang goes the case for PR.

Policeman : Blimey Cyril, I knew the Tories had modernised but didn't think they'd become that Liberal.

You don't have to buy physical presious metals, you can buy into the market. Personally I do buy the physical stuff and have picked up some right bargains and made a fair few mistakes whilst I was learning! It's simply a case of learning the true market worth and then paying less than that. Ebay is one option, but the bargains are very few and far between because of the huge competition. The only bargains to be had on there are if you get lucky in the "buy it now" "newly listed" category because you get the odd muppet putting silver items for sale without having a clue about the true value. I recently bought a William IV creamer for £10+£2 postage and sold it for £10o - but was very lucky to be on at the right time as i snapped it up 30 secs after it was listed. Low end antiques shops, auctions and the good old car boot sales are the place to find those bargains if you know what you're looking for and know how the hallmarking system works.

It's a stupid time to buy shares with bullion markets showing increased buoyancy this past week. When the markets look iffy Gold is the safe haven and with the troubles in Euroland the moves towards gold idicate we could be heading for the second dip. Put your money into Silver though as it has long been undervalued. It's shot up again today to $19.5 and due to depleteing resources it'll continue to rise in value. I predict that in the not to distant future Silver will be trading at $50.

I have nothing but respect for those that have disabilities but find ways of combatting them. Take David Blunkett, some suggested that he would find it hard to know what was happening in the world, but he employed Sadie the wonderdog and aside from the unfortunate incident with the cows she guided him admireably.

Translation: Then I will be back for pre-season which will be tough with a new manager to impress, but we will get through it and be ready for the start of the new season. We have a programme to follow and we will need to do that, otherwise we will be found out

More likely she got that nickname because she looks like a witch.

As do I, but 3/1 for a 9 month bet, no thanks.

Please vote for Balls or David Milliband.

The UKIP and it's members are prepared for a drawn out battle of attrition.

What did Sarah Brown do apart from looking like a man?

UKIP is the progressive branch of the Conservative party. We only exist to put pressure on the Conservatives to become more right wing. If you read the comments in the Express there is a sizeable number from UKIP supporters.