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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands - Douglas Adams. Story-teller certainly looks like a crook.

Pompey are not in the same bracket of clubs as Saints. We fall in the same bracket as Forest, Derby, Norwich and Ipswich - to give some examples of clubs with a similar fanbase to us. Wheras the Skates are in the next level down along with the likes of Preston, Watford, Plymouth and Brighton. Even during the worst of times we hover around a 20,000 home gate, but the Skates under the same circumstances would get 12,000 or less. It's the fact that they are inferior to us (in terms of fanbase) that really riles them. They are deluded and just cannot accept it.

If Pardew deploys Lambert like this ever again he needs sacking.

We all hope your vile little club dies. Get over it Skate.

If you have EVER bought a ticket over the phone/internet you will be on the database and you will have a customer number.

According to the Wembley site coach parking ranges in cost between £30 - £50. Therefore SFC are the ones doing the ripping off.

We may be playing bournemouth next season. That will be an interesting away day.

£271 minus £54 (ticket) minus £46ish (food) = £171 £3.50 a pint into £171 = 48 pints Good luck.

That is a lot of money for a mickey mouse cup final. A mate of mine is trying to sort us out with a free box from contacts he has. Presumably the £271 includes food and drink?

I reckon it's probably Lukers idea to squeeze more money out of fans, and i expect it's a sign of things to come. You wait til next season when the ticket office regretably informs us that due to increased costs there will be a booking fee on transactions.

Wearing a red gimp suit is not normal behaviour - even for a Derby.

I'm truely embarrassed. Southampton has a street called Mandela Way.

Got two cuts to the back of one leg. I presume it happened when we scored.:confused:

Reckon Storrie is laying the foundations for his nervous breakdown and subsequent failure to appear in court on health grounds.

LOL at the father and son with matching country set caps in the bottom right corner. Appropriate for a phesant shoot or a hunt meet, but not for the footie.

Where's a good place to park up (to the north of London) and get the tube into London? I'll need somewhere safe to leave the car for the Sunday night.

I'm surprised Storrie hasn't reported the incident for being racist and upsetting to his wife.

We don't know

I am possibly going to be invited to share a box (drinks and food included) but not sure that's what i want. I'd rather stand behind the goal and go mental.

And Mr Liebherr isn't getting any younger. The sooner we build the better imo.

The more i look at the map the more i reckon lukers got a work experience kid to bodge it up using microsoft paint. Where does the Saints sections start and end? Surely anyone with half a brain would've highlighted the seats given over to Carlisle.

We're just trying to encourage the old fogies from the Kingsland to **** off elsewhere in the nicest possible way.

Same as. Halfway to the top of the M the B or the L.

What's with the grey and the red areas?