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Is he our Canadian Rickie Lambert?

Yeah, I'm chuffed with that. Tonda and the team have settled. Let's see if the boys can put in a good shift.

Sport Republic. A brand that seems exponentially ironic. I feel we are a little bit like a once-proud Soviet satellite state, perhaps Poland, being drained of resources that are being diverted to the 'mother' country. Izmir is a far bigger city than Southampton. With time I see the Sport Republic claim that it is the bigger club as something they want to solidify. Go Goztepe...

This club...

Tonda schooled Robins there.

That wharf has some serious economic output. Phwoar.

I'd be frustrated if we sold him in the summer. What a waste of time that'd be. There's talent there.

Merked off his nut on some shady substitute for smack

I think control is a touch far, but agree we looked OK. I think we looked fairly comfortable in repelling them after Scienza's goal. I'm just disappointed we didn't offer more going forwards after the goal.

He fucking loved it out there. Top stuff.

Well that was a shite goal to concede! Didn't offer much after the goal, which is a fucking outrage considering the quality we had on the pitch.

I'd just love the chance to see limbs in the away end, wishing I was in amongst it. Come on lads.

Don't you remember the effect of Tonda halftime talks and his eventual substitutions?

Hate watching on the screen. My nerves are shot and I'm sure I'll end up with trenches around the house from all of my pacing. Much prefer being there to vent vocally instead

Fellows on the bench The Tondola rolls again

Yeah that's the shite side of things.

Certainly looks like her legendary father.

That's wild. Lots of time to get licked before kick off though.

I'm normally optimistic going into games, even when we're shite. My only worry is that we start timidly, get put on the back foot and get overawed by the venomous, braindead blue few in the standards. We need a quick start.

The lunatics are in charge of the asylum, confirmed.

Too many have said 'they're investing, we could be far worse off with other owners, just look at Wednesday and Chansiri'. The problem is, rotten clubs like Wednesday have no investment and can't pay their staff. We have had a shit-tonne of investment. In utter tripe. Pissed up every fucking wall going. For me, that shows how fucking inept our decision makers are. No foresight for the place it matters, the pitch. Competency levels are non existent. We'd be better off without them and their funds.

Tonda's forgotten to look each player in the eye and ask if they are hungry.

All the lives he left his mark upon will be his legacy. You and your son will be that in continuation. He was and will always be proud of you, mate. Marching in.

What was that second half!?! My 5-0 prediction is laughing at me from its 48th-minute grave. A terrid performance after Tonda's half-time chat and changes

Lully header that from Matsuki. The 5-0 prediction looks on.