Master Bates

Updates on solent possibly. I mailed Dave Merrington once to ask why Solent don't do live commentaries for friendlies. Do you know what he said? You sir are great! Anyone know the score?

I can't even touch that paper, you sir are mad

So depressing.

The Echo, best paper in the South.

You never know, they might go back up for a cameo appearance.

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South Today: Wotte "still need a couple of signatures" but everything all good. Deal agreed in principle.

Why am I not happy? I think after all the false dawns that now it's actually happened i'm like, so what, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

I would like to thank the Swiss for these Currently eating a pack now.

And it's now ten to 4.....

All done. See dave, you're missing out

That 5pm was an answer to "What times does the LSE close?"

dave, please become a full member so I can cheer you up, I don't like seeing people unhappy and stressed

Damn, i've only had one for 4 yrs

Love you x You get me as a prize

It's more than a celebratory lunch! 5pm

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You should get him on here.

We found out he was on trial a day after this thread was made.

I'd like to announce bewb pms will be back after this takeover is sorted.

Jo Tessem is out of contract.

See takeover thread.

Nuts

12:30 Solent update Latest traffic and travel from Charlie. All good on the M's, and A's. Hockley Link Winchester still delays. Peelhurst Road in Hythe has temporary lights. Traffic in Christchurch fine after earlier accident. No Saints news. Got to wait til 1. Page 107 trousers, lmao!

sky Sports BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Amazing stuff! Jonny Wilkinson named in the 32 man squad, woo hoo.