Master Bates

This one's better.

Fulham will open talks with Southampton midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin next month. http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/football/Sunday39s-football-gossip-Tottenham-Aston.5409053.jp

Says the Echo, but they'll wait for Pinnacle. The mystery group - again involving overseas businessmen - believe Pinnacle remain in pole position but are confident they can pounce if they fail to complete. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4463596.Another_twist_/

Pervert! is an enjoyable watch.

I do apologise sir.

Why is it, that when there's good news, someone has to drag up a negative past that we've already discussed.

+1.

How do we feel about this, champagne time yet?

So?

It's alright, just concentrate on the "Rest of the Echo" bit, and leave me to go blind.

Yes, Mr Tointon has 2 lovely famous daughters, one ex Hollyoaks and one current EastEnders. Time to walk the dog.

See a wee bit above. Quite alot in the Echo for a Saturday, most of it old news, although I keep turning to page 51 and staring at Kara, she has fantastic legs! Sorry Ken, my bad.

Upset by the Echo probing his background. His dad is a taxi driver, his mum owns an underwear shop His neighbours think it's mad that he somehow has £14m "How the hell has he got £14m and if he does, why doesn't he buy his own home".

Michael Fialka has threatened to walk. As such, I now threaten to run.

Never in a month of Sunday's would I have actually thought it was true, but it is. About a month ago when we were talking about someones daughter etc then as a joke I said, Ken Tointon has a couple of fit daughters, pretending he was the father of Kara & Hannah Tointon. Well blow me down, he actually is Have I ever said how much I admire Ken Tointon..... The rest of todays echo: Pinnacle front man - "I have lots of money" (from Daddy no doubt) Fry: Never known it so grave Swiss bid: Who is the big cheese? Players told no wages for a week Main headline: +7 MORE DAYS TO SAVE SAINTS (and this time it REALLY is serious) Oh, and Michael Fialka has threatened to walk. EDIT*** Fialka's mum owns an underwear shop called "Pretty Things" in ****fosters.

http://www.thisisnottinghamforest.co.uk/news/McGoldrick-deal-close-Forest-chase/article-1116552-detail/article.html Ah well, time to get the Echo Echo Echo Is there an echo in ere?

I must admit, Pinnacle are peeing me off too.

Ah yes, april fools

http://www.millwallfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10367~1704106,00.html

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1703998,00.html

Look at him, poor man's still constipated. Cheers for the update Fry.

Nah, she has worse cellulite than Jilly.

lolcaster!

He won't be getting blown anymore.