F**king c*nts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! work are motherf**kin asshole c*nts, one of the Polish has just come in to work and gave everyone a bottle of Whiskey except me, i'm the f**ker who put him in the job in the first place, no more!
I saw this obese woman in our local cafe. She had so many double chins, she looked like she was staring at me over a pile of pancakes.
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I think I have become addicted to speed.
Not to worry, it means theres only one more sleep until Christmas.
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I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a ****ing paedophile.