Master Bates

Probably already been mentioned but at the fun day there was a wee lad with his football, he was told he had to leave as we needed the money.

Touche

This morning it was only one person's birthday, this evening it's no longer his birthday but 3 other peoples, definetly something up with the calendar. Anyways, Happy Birthday to Essruu, Irvine & SaintKenny

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA

Some won't go because they are in a land far far away, with flowers, bright green grass, rabbits jumping about in colonies and a rainbow smiling, like icing on a christmas cake waiting to be eaten, tasting like fruit brandy.

AHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha

His girlfriend is expecting a wee baby. Reading is only an hour drive so doesn't need to move.

I believe this has happened

Nah, I admit i'm not in to the old one night stand things and I guess women find me repulsive so now long term luck either. Those who haven't seen what I look like are the lucky ones. I have a dog, she's all I need.

Unknown, it's s**t, well, that was until I saw that Rachel on Friday

Told ya I was a big boy

Well done Stevie G

She's too sweet and innocent for that.

Euell

Yeah

I can still see it.

That didn't work

*EDIT Ignore

That's big

They should just show an hour of Rachel each night tbf.

After clicking that link I had to re log in, ghey :smt027

Cheers Phil, you phil me with confidence

Surprised the smilies work!!!!

Never