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Master Bates

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  1. Good job they sleep up there then huh.
  2. Glad you've explained, now the Mods shouldn't hopefully delete it. ps: Showing a fat mans gut & bewbs isn't SFW where did you get nickh's pic anyways?
  3. p.s. Were they as tight as your clothes? Love ya x
  4. Is this like this one? http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=71&page=3
  5. We had one, I always pressed the fizz button, t'was fun at the time, but wasted all the gas.
  6. PompeyLass, imagine being a bit Sturrock-esque, yeah, i'd rather be a dog too
  7. If I was hairy i'd let you have that one
  8. I would laugh if something happened, mwah ha ha ha ha
  9. StuRomseySaint (14)
  10. I think the phone lines in Beijing are poor. Michael Phelps phoned up for a pair of Speedos, and they sent him Gary Glitter & Michael Jackson.
  11. The Burj Dubai tower, the tallest skyscraper in the world, is about to be completed. To celebrate it, David Hobcote has taken a series of amazing high resolution pictures from the air which give an exact impression of the breathtaking, massive scale of this building. Inside, it looks like a set from Blade Runner or the interior of the Death Star. More pics here: http://gizmodo.com/5038788/tallest-skyscraper-in-the-world-almost-completed-defies-belief
  12. B@stards! The claimed recent discovery of Bigfoot in the US state of Georgia has turned out to be a hoax - it was a rubber gorilla suit in a block of ice. Two men said last week they had found a 2.3m-tall (7ft 7in), 226kg (500lb) corpse of the legendary ape-like creature in a wood in June. Two researchers bought the "carcass", encased in ice, for an undisclosed sum. But as it thawed it turned out to be a rubber monkey outfit. Bigfoot has been the subject of decades of hoaxes. Matt Whitton, a police officer, and Rick Dyer, a former prison officer, told a new conference in California last week that they had made the find while hiking. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7571483.stm
  13. Probably already been mentioned but at the fun day there was a wee lad with his football, he was told he had to leave as we needed the money.
  14. Touche
  15. This morning it was only one person's birthday, this evening it's no longer his birthday but 3 other peoples, definetly something up with the calendar. Anyways, Happy Birthday to Essruu, Irvine & SaintKenny
  16. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
  17. Some won't go because they are in a land far far away, with flowers, bright green grass, rabbits jumping about in colonies and a rainbow smiling, like icing on a christmas cake waiting to be eaten, tasting like fruit brandy.
  18. AHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha
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