Master Bates

That's early

Sorry if mentioned, apparently accepted €25m from Monaco for Sulemana

Sorry if mentioned, Bayer Leverkusen keen on Tella.

I know that but he's said himself he wants to leave.

People laughed at me when I mentioned Smallbone wanted to leave. It was even mentioned in the media again after I mentioned it. I don't want to have the last laugh as I'd rather he stay. Sheffield United chairman Yusuf Giansiracusa is awaiting a medical update on Smallbone before the club (Sheff Utd) launch a 2nd bid of £10m for Smallbone.

Bazunu is a parasite on a mosquito.

Adams has 2 goals in under 30mins of Championship football

Pompey captain has scored and then decided to do the Ward-Prowse golf swing celebration to take the piss out of us.

Oops 2 2

Don't we mostly lose 3 2 when Bednarek scores

How do we prepare for League 1, ask the bedwetters

Are we allowed to sing AGAIN, YOU'LL NEVER PLAY HERE AGAIN, YOU'LL NEVER PLAY HERE AGAIN, YOU'LL NEVER PLAY HERE AGAIN.... Or too soon?

I always curse it when I predict a win, so 4 0 Norwich....

2days late but still.... KID IN A SWEET SHOP, JUST A KID IN A SWEET SHOP, KID IN A SWEEEEEET SHOOOOOP, JUST A KID IN A SWEEEET SHOP

So we're signing an Argentinean?

I had a dream....... I would say a wet dream, the missus rolled over and that's how we conceived but oh no. Let's go. I had a dream, Southampton were cruising and there was a beam, Dreizdeli our new striker had scored 23, In just 11 games, he was pretty mean. We got to Wembley and won the FA Cup, Won the Championship and went back up, 101 points and 98 goals, We are Southampton, we'll never grow old.

Where you getting £100m from? Bit Coin or Monopoly? No edits were needed in this transaction.

We can't afford that you freaking idiot. Go stand in the mirror and slap yourself.

Uh????? https://www.hammers.news/transfer-news/david-sullivan-confidant-shares-big-james-ward-prowse-twist-with-claims-that-scott-mctominay-to-west-ham-transfer-is-back-on/

Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Wine A Pomponian's a Skate, the shadow awaits, The old is past, there's no new beginnings, Dreams of living, beyond twenty one, Oh poor old Pompey, you've come undone. It's Christmas time, Valium and wine, Kids indulging in petty crime, Dad's on the crack, And my mum's off her tree, Christmas is great, When you come from Pompeeey. (Circa 1999) Fair enough, I'll order a taxi.

Green Day There is a house, in Southampton, They call it St Mary's, Stand alone, many a poor fan, And God, I know, I'm one. I cried to my daddy on the telephone how long now, Til the Saints go up and Skates go down like normal. But he shadow still remains since relegation, relegation, THE SAINTS ARE COMING, THE SAINTS ARE COMING.... (Circa 2005)

American Pie - Don Mclean Long long time ago, How I still remember, How that Southampton team would make me smile, I knew if we have a chance, We'd get to see Papa Waigo dance, That made us happy, for a while, Matt Le Tiss would make players quiver, Rickie Lambert would always deliver, The Dell was always on our doorstep, Now St Mary's, what a side step. And I remember how I cried, The day I heard Markus Liebherr died, It touched us all, deep inside, A Saint until he died. So bye bye, we got it over the line, Ings got the ball from Ward-Prowse after it went up high, The good ole fans sang when it went over the line, Singing we are Southampton til we die, We are Southampton til we diiiiieeeee Do yooou remember how we sang, When we destroyed Pompey 4 0 at their lane.... (Circa Tues 8th Aug 2023)

First question: You have the following made from original songs: Pompey is full of Pikeys - Using a track from Benny Benassi Dry Your Eyes Skate - The Streets Yellow - Coldplay Shoot The Pompey Scum - Robbie Williams Rudi Skacel Song - Kaiser Cheifs Alan Ball - Oasis Are there any others? Second question, I have writers block on the following 3 posts if anyone has any imagination?

Poor amount. Like a flower bending in the breeze Bend with me, sway with ease When we dance, you have a way with me Stay with me, sway with me *Edit You don't actually have a way with me 😳

But he only got a high five of goals in 29 league games. Unless he scored 5 a game in cup games? How many assists did he get? That may sway me. When marimba rhythms start to playDance with me, make me swayLike a lazy ocean hugs the shoreHold me close, sway me more