Pamplemousse

Nurse! Someone needs their meds, and quickly!

Jordan Rhodes?

The board is at fault for chronic underinvestment in the team.

Time to get the nuns warmed up I think

For a long time his Twitter display picture was him standing outside St Mary's wearing a Pompey shirt

Precisely. We need to put them in their place and ensure we havethe bragging rights for a decade ourselves, or hopefully even longer

Last season the fixtures for February and the beginning of March were announced on the 19th December. I can't find when the rest of March's fixtures were announced, but April's were announced on 20th February. So I'd say March's fixtures should be known in the third or fourth week of January.

We haven't beaten Portsmouth since 2005 and that needs to be put right.

I think we have to write off this season for him, a bit like Walcott last season for Arsenal after coming back from a lengthy spell out.

Koeman will shut up shop and it will be a dull 0-0 draw. It won't be pretty but it might be needed to give the defence a confident boost going into the Spurs and Arsenal matches.

Oh, one more post, Corporate Ho, or Banker as he is known, has a message for us nutjobs

Over on POL they are absolutely desperate to avoid us There are a few comedy gold posts tonight

Davis was our best player. Pelle had a shocker, completely anonymous. JWP had a poor first half but he did improve in the second half to be fair to the lad.

Villa are absolutely awful and yet we somehow are losing.

We've not even kicked off yet and you're in meltdown mode

We will win this one 3-0. Relax, Villa are dreadful. Crystal Palace away and Spurs at home are the worrying fixtures coming up...

We obviously miss Fonte big time. Caulker just isn't up to standard.

Agreed.

Reading between the lines, I'd say it's a message to the board: back me in the transfer markets or I quit at the end of my contract.

The Portsmyths are strong on POL. A bit of Pompey maths as well.

Leicester giving their fans those stupid paper clapper thingies doesn't make them have a good atmosphere, it's just irritating.

So that's where the trust fund money is going...

Robert Madley is the referee. Refereed us at the 3-1 win against Chelsea

I think Martina was signed for the Europa League games, which obviously worked out brilliantly for us.