Pamplemousse

From POL Clutching at straws is an understatement

Here's one of his latest posts on POL He's still just as deluded as ever

I see they've also signed a player called Fish :lol

POL tonight...

I can confirm POL is in meltdown mode

Did we? I must have missed that. Or is Corpy coming up with more portsmyths And he has a message for us nutjobs Perhaps the 100,000th post should be a collection of Corp Ho's greatest posts

The Average Skate: Is Male Is Aged 60 or above Social grade is ABC1 (Which is upper, middle or lower midde-class) Lives in the South Coast region Leans politically to the extreme right Typical professions are in Home and Garden, Transport and Logistics and Military and Defence Favourite dish is Green Pea Soup Favourite hobbies are Bird Watching, Collecting and Video Games Favourite sports are Football and Sailing Have general interests in UK News, Science and Business and Finance Most likely pet is a Fish Shops at Lidl Wears brands like Craghoppers, Tu and Reebok Banks at NatWest Drives a Mazda Favourite film is Carlito's One Favourite TV Show Formula One at the BBC Favourite music artist is Hawkwind Favourite celebrity is Rolf Harris Reads The Telegraph and Radio Times

According to YouGov... The Average Saints fan is: Male Aged 60 or above Social grade is ABC1 (Which is upper, middle or lower midde-class) Lives in the South Coast region Leans politically to the right Typical professions are in Travel and Hospitality, Engineering and Mining Favourite dish is Sweet and Sour Spare Rib Favourite hobbies are Bird Watching, Gardening and Reading Favourite sports are Football and Cricket Have general interests in Business and Finance, Radio and International News Most likely pet is a Cat Shops at Waitrose Wears brands like Blue Harbour, Bench and Craghoppers Banks at Lloyds Drives an Alfa Romeo Favourite film is One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest Favourite TV Show is Bleak House Favourite music artist is The Moody Blues Favourite celebrity is Audrey Hepburn Reads The Guardian and Condé Nast Traveller You can see for yourself here: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Southampton_F_C/demographics A fair reflection or not? For Portsmouth, their most likely pet? A fish! And their favourite celebrity is Rolf Harris https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Portsmouth_F_C/lifestyle

Italy v Croatia is live on ITV4. Potential to be very funny indeed if Pellè and Lovren both play

I'll go for 69-70

They're not happy over at POL Apart from that, a few were questioning Andy Awful's tactics and a load more were demanding that the board sign a load of new players. Nothing new there.

I don't care how much money they'd get from us, it would be worth it to spank them and put them back in their place. Let's not forget, we haven't beaten them since 2005! That's a record that needs to be put straight.

Hammond not even in the squad for Leicester. Nugent on the bench.

So... who's got some questions they'd like to ask?

Jamie Redknapp and most of the no-hopers that his father signed for us

Doesn't contain a whole bunch of clapping or references to hating Pompey so it won't get the Turkish seal of approval.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29782277 Southampton just keep on winning and Graziano Pelle just keeps on scoring. Pelle has hit nine goals in 12 games for Southampton this season. Saints have been brilliant of late, but their run has to end somewhere, and I think it will be the KC Stadium. I like the fact Hull do not roll over for anyone and, even when they are hit by injuries, they are always feisty. I put that down to Tigers boss Steve Bruce. Behind Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, he is the best man-manager in the Premier League. Lawro's prediction: 2-1

Courtesy of our friends over at POL... :lol: :lol:

Jesus christ don't go on Bein Sports 12, for some reason they're currently showing highlights of the game at Farton Park from 2005

Below is the average number of points of the opposition each team has faced so far Manchester City 13.556 Aston Villa 13.444 Tottenham Hotspur 13.000 Burnley 12.556 Queens Park Rangers 12.556 Liverpool 12.556 Leicester City 12.444 Crystal Palace 12.222 Hull City 12.222 Newcastle United 12.222 Arsenal 12.111 Everton 11.889 Swansea City 11.778 Sunderland 11.667 West Ham United 11.667 Stoke City 11.556 West Bromwich Albion 11.556 Chelsea 11.444 Manchester United 11.333 Southampton 11.222 So it does confirm that we have had the easiest run in, but it's interesting to note that Man Utd have had it just as easy as us. Here's the average number of points of the opposition for each team's next 5 league games Queens Park Rangers 14.600 West Bromwich Albion 14.400 Sunderland 14.000 Tottenham Hotspur 13.400 Liverpool 12.400 Manchester United 12.400 Manchester City 12.200 Southampton 12.200 Arsenal 12.000 Everton 12.000 Aston Villa 11.800 Crystal Palace 11.800 Hull City 11.800 Swansea City 11.800 Leicester City 11.600 Stoke City 11.600 Burney 11.200 West Ham 10.600 Newcastle United 10.200 Chelsea 10.000 It'll be interesting to see how we fare in our next 5 games in comparison to Man City, who theoretically have the same level of difficulty in their next 5 matches as we do. Whereas Chelsea have it extremely easy in their next matches.

POL still showing heavy signs of delusion

I don't wish to make anyone feel old, but... Obligatory birth year page post.

As it's the only competition in which we can possibly play them I hope they get two easy draws in the first two rounds of the Cup as they advance to the third round. If we can beat Sunderland 8-0, imagine just what we could do to them