Pamplemousse

Here's some quotes from the footballing oracle that is PompeyOnline (if you can make it past the spelling and grammar errors) :mcinnes:

Pompey fans currently singing Sha la la la la la and we sent the scummers down

Jeff Harris ‏@HarryH73 8m I see the idiots are singing **** songs again about pedophiles #pompey no need for that at all @officialpompey ConnorFerguson ‏@AtFergus 7m @HarryH73 What's that?? Jeff Harris ‏@HarryH73 4m @AtFergus singing songs about Beattie being a pedophile yes he may be a scummer but why

Premier League ‏@premierleague 1m Mark Clattenburg has been appointed referee for West Ham v Southampton on Saturday 22 February #WHUSOU Favorite Retweet

'Superfan Alfie' does that make him the bestest of the bestest? And according to that article, the name of the street they live on? All Saints Road! PMSL

This is why we must win this game.

Game started at 1pm, was that so they could avoid putting on the floodlights?

Good to see their chairman has dressed for the occasion

http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/business/Finance/article1332210.ece

Yup, them drawing a minnow is the best outcome for us. It either increases our chances of playing them this season, and even if they lose, we get a good chuckle at their expense. Hopefully they draw St Albans City, their nickname is the Saints

BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport 42s GOAL - Torquay (Chapell 1) 1 - 0 #Pompey Great start

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen 48s Hurrah The News’ #Pompey web chat is back! Catch me at 1pm tomorrow my lovelies. All comers welcome. Get ready nutjobs

Some quotes from POL tonight. Get your at the ready

No doubt we'll have a #factlessallen article about how plucky Burton were overawed in their cup final

What really irks me is this holier than thou attitude the skates current have about the Premier League or the England team, that suddenly their squeaky clean bestest fans ownership with low-paid players ( ) is the way to go. Take this post by Scumfinder General for example

Caption competition

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen 6h Board meeting taking place this afternoon when #Pompey playing budget will be looked at but, at present, looking like no signings today.

No, but having now done, I see your point

POL are blaming the referee, crying out for new signings and Connolly is now a scummahhh villain

And the reaction to the new kit on POL... Oops, hasn't gone down too well with the blue phew

Him and Window Cleaner are just WUMs looking for a reaction

Brenden Rodgers had a bad spell at Reading at look at him now. I think that club and the style of play Adkins brings (and Rodgers) just doesn't mix.

Internet video rights are now with the Sun on their website - which you have to pay for. But MOTD is now on the iPlayer from this season so it should be available soon

They'll be dusting down that coach, another famous point away at the mighty Mansfield

Here's what POL think about the issue How do you feel about Pompey's use of Workfare Happy with it 52 vote(s) 43.0% Don't really care 18 vote(s) 14.9% Dead against it 51 vote(s) 42.1% There are some pretty sensible comments on POL but this one is my favourite Wasn't not knowing the ins and outs of the owners the problem in the first place (but it was the football league's fault innit mush) A typical skate head in sand response but actually those sort of comments are in a minority, to be fair to them.