Pamplemousse

Looks like that greasy spoon breakfast did the job

1-0 to the skates

Pompey have just signed an emergency goalkeeper from Bournemouth and he starts! Shame Tommy Forecast is no longer with us, I'm sure we could've offered him

Ex-scummer Danny Higginbotham doing the commentary for Sky. I'm sure that'll go down well with the locals.

+ Continuing to progress, albeit slowly. But progress is positive nonetheless. Not ending the season with a slump in form, actually ending it with our best performances of the season rather than fading away - When we play sh!t, we are well and truly sh!t Disappointing run in Europe

Good luck trying to keep Lukaku, Barkley, Stones et al. Wouldn't be surprised if Everton end up like Villa in a couple of seasons.

There's a thread on POL about the demise of Newcastle Pot, kettle...

West Ham at home?

Reading and Sheff Utd are badly run clubs, hence their lack of recent success, whoever the manager is. It's probably a blessing that he's out of that environment.

Man Utd v Bournemouth, Swansea v Man City and Stoke v West Ham live on Sky Sports

I'm assuming they will finish in 5th. Bournemouth at home should be a comfortable home win.

FT 1-1

1-1. Bugger

2 mins to go

Pedro could and perhaps should have made it 2-0

Finishing 6th would be nice, but even if we finish 6th or 7th, we'll need Man Utd to win the FA Cup. Finish 6th and Man Utd win, then we qualify directly for the group stages.

Get in!

Sunderland 2-0 Everton Looks like they're staying up

Sunderland winning...

I think we should nominate The9

I haven't seen this posted (if it has then apologies) but this is the rumoured new Spurs kit

Had a quick look on POL and they are just as unsympathetic to the supporter as we are. And someone on there points out that his seat didn't exist until 1997 when the stand was rebuilt

Chelsea will not roll over. They didn't roll over for Spurs, and they hate Liverpool just as much. They won't want to lose this game.

Much better

The only thing that could be possibly worse than this would be when/if the skates leave Nottarf Krap for pastures new.