scott_saints

After a quick check, I can confirm that there is something similar. This is merely a coincedence, but I do agree with a "bring back fingering" petition.

I like to wack a finger up a bint who is on her period. Is good fun. Talking about fingering, there's not enough of it these days.

Lose 2-1. You heard it here first.

Delgado.

It sucks ass. HTH

Send him round.

No. They are the same thing. Your missus is just a whinging whorebag.

I'm trying to ignore the statistic that states 25% of grannies flick their bean!

btf, do you flick the clunge?

After a quick search, here are the percentages of women who masturbate according to age bracket: Under 16=65 17-19=71 20-24=73 25-34=75 35-43=63 44-50=60 51-57=45 58-64=30 65+=25 Now, that is MOST women. So why do MOST women lie about it? Silly bints.

No I have no evidence. Your wife lies to you.

I think you'll find that around 90% of women do, so why lie. Silly bints.

What a beautiful poem.

Why they do this?

"Coventry train station is about three and half miles away from the stadium and really is too far to walk. There is a shuttle bus that operates from the bus station to the Tesco/Arena stadium complex. It departs every 10 minutes and costs £3 return (for adults), otherwise jump in a taxi"

Now's not the time. I have a feeling that my workmates wouldn't appreciate walking in on me teabagging myself.

I can.

I saw white dog poo the other day. Factumundo.

Friday- Pub. Eventful evening with a few fights. On to house party afterwards and posted on here it seems. Sat- Hanging all day. DJ'd in evening and then onto casino. Lost cash Sun- Was a bum. Watched footeh on tellehbox 7/10

What you c**ts get up to then?

Pfft.... it's how you make your day! (drinking yourself into an oblivion in my case)

I wish I was a dog. They can just wonder up to any female and f**k them. Beats having to spend money, waste beer time chatting some laydeh up, and still probably not sh@g the bint.

I put on a cow costume the other day (as you do). My dog humped me.

I won the jackpot. All the money has gone to charity though.

Nah.