PhilippineSaint

Standard operating procedure for West Africa is clad it in a thin layer of rubber before inserting anything into anything then a month of antibiotics offshore before you go home and not a sign of a drippy cock anywhere

The other end of Above Bar on the same side as Woolworths

To the story at hand or not as it turned out. It all begins with an Emirates flight to Dubai with an upgrade to Business (ala DP) where the Vodka and Tonic, wine, and Port are free flowing for 9 hours. Hot little Hosties at you beck and call ready to do anything apart from join the mile high club. On arrival in Dubai entry to the Business Lounge where even more free alcohol is on tap whilst waiting for the next flight to Luanda. Which is another 7and Half hours of being waited upon hand and foot by cute little Asians and Africans (as were now on that leg). Obviously with the amount of alcohol consumed inhibitions are root squared so no compulsion about asking any of the tasty tarts back to the hotel on arrival in Luanda. Here is where it falls apart as the Emirates girls are all staying in a different part of town. As per normal lone business man into the hotel bar for an early evening livener before jet lag and alcohol kick in for 6 hours kip. Sat in the lounge on my tod with Super Bock beer the Maitre de asks would I like some company and promptly from the bar brings out menu No 2 which as it happens had no food in it apart from some extremely raw beef and like the menus in Portuguese holiday areas menu is all in pictures and some pretty tasty items on offer. Glancing through the menu and after advice from the waiter decide to order a main meal and dessert at the same time as a discount will entail. The Waiter then retires with my order. 20 minutes later after another aperitif The main meal arrives along with her friend who will become dessert. another round of drinks is ordered before we decide it would better to have room service. Where we could all be rather more comfortable in air conditioned bedroom than the heat being generated in the bar. A very nice meal was had by all and it appears we all finished at the same time allowing me to get a few hours kip before the arduous trek to work in the morning.

You are a very dirty bear Is it true the first Forum you came across was the one Papa bear used to keep under his bed?

because he is a very naughty Bear always on the lookout for dirty stories and theres no muck raking at SFC anymore.

Skacel did he ever sign?

They will be banning the ten yard wall soon in case somebody gets hit with the light piece of plastic and rubber they call a modern football. If they still used a good old sodden leather ball and hard lacing on it. Van Persie's head would have been off his shoulders and scoring in the other goal. You cant tell me that a 1950's player in a pair of steel toe cap boots cannot kick an old ball harder than a light plastic rubber one being kicked by somebody wearing ballet shoe's? Stanley Mathew's never complained about it.

There is a way out of this Did it come with any money inside it ? If not send it back to the person who gave it to you saying it is very bad luck to accept an empty wallet as it will always be empty but they could still use it. If it did have money in it remove the money as is standard PFC practice and lose the wallet in the pub accidently on purpose.

Merry Christmas from the Philippines. Pork is roasting Spuds are peeled Champagne has been drunk presents now waiting to be opened

I hope you got the -10 bonus points Badger Three Score and ten is one life approx, so anything in the middle of that would be middle age give or take 5 to 10 either side Old Fogey would begin when you get the same clothes your father/mother are wearing or they are beige

Thats good then it wont have all of Cliff Richard on it then bet it has Slade, Jona lewie and John Lennon on it

I dont think you have ever been happy

Thats pretty profound for you Bear and not far wrong either The reason Muslims don't eat pork it went off to quick in the heat, Muhammad's way to stop them getting sick was to tell them god said it's bad for you. the invention of the refrigerator hasn't changed there mind's though.

I have two hours before all filipino's start to open presents then they will go to bed and start moaning about lack of batteries tomorrow when absolutely nothing is open anywhere to get them. As my old man is here running low on Rum and coke as well DP you should be OK Spinney's is open in the morning to get all the stuff you forgot

Same Time: one on your face and one on your cock is a pretty standard meaning Or one sucking your balls and the other sucking your cock would work to get an official threesome.

Bearsy Where is your score then ?? Not enough Talons to count up to it? Report for the 3some thread will be on its way when you put the link up

-1 even with the extra questions

Without using all the reference books Who was our first professional signing?

Were just showing our age now though

The existing might be lead but you can only replace it with Plastic if a reputable plumber does it they cannot leave the lead in has to be changed as it is toxic. Dont let the plumber keep the old lead pipe, either take it to the scrap man yourself or make him deduct scrap value from the bill.

Ivan Golac

Talking of punters your on the wrong thread should be have you ever paid a prostitute for it one. But of your list regarding myself all appear incorrect.

If its main supply pipe it will now be in plastic and not lead by the way.

Do you lot not know it is Christmas and a time for Carols The red red Robin went bob bob bobin along Shoot the B'stard shoot shoot shoot

How many days till the next one then ???