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Two lads stood behind me in the mahoosive line outside turnstile J on the way were mouthing off to every about being plastics and giving it the "where the f*ck have you all been this season!?" They then pulled out two day tickets.

Whoever the c*nt was, he got in my way.

Paul McShane...? PAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! Then you mention Anton Ferdinand and an actual bit of wee come out.

Are you aged over 60 and quite often find other drivers calling you a w*nker?

The fact that he didn't rip his shirt and tie off and swing it around his head whilst running onto the pitch screaming "You Skate B*stards, WERE COMING FOR YOU!" just showed how little emotion he has for the club. Cortese Out.

Yes it is.

I see they didn't give it the 'Shítmouth Sob Story' like usual. I like Sugar. He says it how it is. Hopefully he comes face to face with Steve Cockareel.

BBC 2 now. Bound to hear a little from the DFCSB's are we not. Looks worth a watch.

Yawn.

Clearly no.

This.

A great opportunity to get the kids first game in. Not sure I'm quite feeling upto trouncing through town with my 3 year old girl in tow though.

Just so I know someone else feels as gopping as I do this morning. Laid out on the sofa with my two little girls creating havoc. What's on everyone's agenda for today with the sore heads and throats? Was meant to be seeing the in-laws tonight, sorted that little problem right out though. What a day.

R.i.p

Still smashing it down in Southampton. And still with the thunder & lightning to boot.

My head says League One is **** and on Saturday I shall stick two fingers up as I tell it to **** off and never come knocking on my door again. My heart says I have actually loved it and shall, on Saturday offer it a wave as we pass on by and thank it for the memories for as of tomorrow, we bid you farewell.

I'm an away fan on Sunday.

Walsall will be my 32nd game of the season.

I always stay near Truro as everything is in reach then. Perranporth, Mevagissey and St Michaels Mount are some of my favourite places in Cornwall.

My mate, who was a Season Ticket Holder until last season is looking for a ticket. He couldn't make it but now can so if anyone has one ticket going anywhere then it would go to a die hard fan. He's willing to pay well over the odds. PM me if anyone has one going.

Although my previous statement sounds ambitious, I would also be genuinely happy with this ^ I actually think there is considerably less pressure on NA next season. It will be the 2nd season in the NPC that the pressure will really be on.

I think after looking at what Norwich have done this year that the playoffs is a real possibility. I think get a decent centre mid in because DH just aint gonna cut it for me and a decent young centre half to partner Fonte and were good to go IMHO.

Seems I went talking to a camera at some point. I have been informed that I was on Late Kick Off and BBC South today each and every time it was on yesterday! The thing is... I don't recall ever talking in front of a camera and mic! Well too much juice me thinks!

Away days at the smaller clubs. The Wotsit. No international breaks. Bompey.

Was I that emaberresing? Shīt cakes... Sorry saints! UP THE FREAKINV MOTHER SAINTS!!!!