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No he doesn't. He is going to leave his options open.

Made me lol. Great start to the day for you then? I had the pleasure of picking up the dustsheet at work to then realise that some Scummy Student had phlegmed all over them. Had about a 5 minute walk to the loo's to be able to wash the shít off my hands. Dirty C*nt.

Ohhhhhhh... My bad. I now understand what you were getting at.

When my uncle met his missus, they had been on there first date the week before and they were going out for a few drinks the following Friday, but first his missus was round her friends who was a medium or whatever they are called. They done the same thing every Friday. At this point his missus knew near on nothing about him. He pulls up outside and his missus mate pipe's up "Nick's outside, go get him." she swears blind that she had not informed her mate of him and there was no way she could know his name. She went and got him and he came into the room. "There is someone here for you Nick." "Really? That's nice." or something along them lines because he had absolute no faith in that sort of thing. "Who is it then?" "No name as yet, but he has a woman with him." "Could be anyone." "She's reserved, not quite sure where she fits in with this." Nick called it quits as he didn't have any time for it. Only as he was walking out of the door she said "It's Reg. And "She's" with him.". It was his Dad and there was quite alot of politics involved. My uncle never spoke of his dad, so quite how she pulled this out of the bag stumped all of us. As this was never for money, just a thing with friends once a week, you have to wonder do you not...?

is this a joke?

Armstrong, your example of a paranormal experience is a rather Ummmmmm... Shít one to say the least and you have left yourself open to the replies you have had. I'm a believer in something, don't know quite what but there is defineatly more going on than we know of. When I was about 13, Living at my mums, I was awoken with what felt like a nudge and heard an exited girls voice - "Hello!!" I so very nearly literally shít the bed and rolled over to face the way of the nudge and voice but alas, nothing there. I wrote this off as me being in a part dream state. A few years later, me and a few mates are at my mums, playing Championship Manager. My mate flu kaon my Sound System and flicks on the tape that's in the deck. It's a recording of a radio show and that Moulin Rouge 'Lady Marmelade' or whatever it was come on. My mate flicks the volume up and starts dancing round my room, then for a split second the music stops and an exited girls laugh rings out of the speakers then the music continues. Might not sound all that but I can assure you us 3 lads all looked at eachother with some seriously sketched out faces on the go. I have now moved out of my Mums house, but on a visit over to my mums with my two daughters to see Nanny, we were all stood by my mums French doors that lead out to the garden. Beautiful Day, sun shiny and mums put my eldests "Dinosour Swing" up ready for their arrival. My daughters well chuffed to see it but won't go outside. Me: "Go and play on your Dinosour swing..." My 2 1/2 year old daughter: "No, the little girl is playing on it." Me: "No it's for you silly..." My 2 1/2 year old daughter: "she is sitting on it daddy, look!" Me, the missus, me old dear and my brother are left not quite knowing what to say.

Somewhere between Wigan and Barnsley.

I want him.

Watched last night on here and it is top notch.

Effort. But you have a way to go to reach these heights...

I would boo that c**t every time he touched the f*****g ball!

For winning in a playoff semi?

Cracking game and now I'm a Udders fan in the final.

Udders getting ahead of themselves? Pitch invasion? Really?

what a game!

Get in there BAWNMUFF!!!

http://www.sport-vids.eu/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=265 HD Stream.

Why? Is he 17 too?

Anyone know a stream?

What channel?

this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too after one pulled me by Bitterne Sainsbury's at 2am on a Monday morning. I went through an Amber light, it went red as I was halfway across the line, he pulled me and gave me the "3 points & £60 fine or Court" then proceeded to inform me on what a dangerous junction it was. I agreed, stating "it usually is a right dangerous junction at 2am on a monday morning. He was a right w*nker. On the "close encounters" subject, My mates old dear had been taken away for a romantic weekend by her alchoholic tosspot of a fella. First night he gets sozzled right up and proceeds to bash her up on the high street then get in his car and drive home. We got a call at 1:30am so jumped in the motor and started booting it up the M3. Pulled intop fleet services to chuck £10 in the tank, gets back in and floors it up the slip road. Almost instantly i see blue lights next to me, looks across and he points me over. I got in the fuzzmobile and I explained the situation and offered my apologies. Copper No.1: "Why have we pulled you over?" Me: "I was doing about 85mph on the slip road...?" Copper No.2: "More like 90mph but why have we pulled you?" Me: "I wasn't wearing my seatbelt either so yeh, hands up, sorry chaps." Copper No.1: "Give you one more chance, why have we pulled you?" Me: "Ok guys, I have given you two very good reasons to give me a good telling off so i'm stumped here." Copper No.2: "Right. In a second I am going to ask you to get back in your car, put your seat belt on, to drive at the speed limits and most importantly... Put your bloody lights on." Copper No.1: "Now be on your way." Top Chaps.

Deserved.

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From what I have heard DS has had nuggets in his pants each and every time he has set foot on the pitch in a Saints shirt. Lets give the lad a bit of bloody room shall we? You don't score 10 goals in 20 games from centre mid in a pretty sh*t team and attract the interest of premiership sides if there is nothing about you. He has something in him, I have seen it anyhow.