Dave Benson Phillips

Yes, but they take almost an hour from Romsey to Fratton... so is a bit of a ball-ache for her... so unfortunately she won't be able to make it.

No, it is the Alicia Keys Part 2 cover. Although we might end up doing part 1 as well, with wapping.

One day soon, one day soon... will be putting them into song this weekend, to make sure they fit.

Yes, I will make a song about that too one day. And one about gingers.

I have sorted the christening situation. My mate has 'begged' me to get smashed with him, therfore the skate has no way of getting home... shame.

Georgie, you can stay round mine tonight? xxxx Or, you can come and watch me play poker and serve me and the lads drinks on request? xxx

Yes, she is busy.

Yep, 'tis true, I met him. ( Thompson that is, not Glitter )

For downloading child porn? I wonder what his valley park friend Mr Thompson thinks abotu all this. I wonder if he likes child porn too?

I think what you are saying fella, is that your lot is up sh!t creak without a paddle.

Tonight - Poker Tommorow - Boring stuff during the day ( shock horror ) , pub in the evening. Sunday - Best mates kids christening and get completely totalled. Quite a quiet one by my normally high standards.

He is currently training with Newcastle but apparantly they can't afford his wages, just to put things into perspective.

It's ok, we now have the female vocalist, and very good she is too...

Uh-oh... http://www.thisishampshire.net/sport/8288702.Saints_linked_with_ex_Pompey_star_striker/

It has lots of them, including 2 lines referring to W******d as a child sex offender. I may post the lyrics up later.

Pure Milk Chocolate Joy - 54321 If you like alot of choclate on your biscuit...

Fair enough, we will call it that, doesn't bother me.

You have ginger hair. I think that says enough. And what exactly is weird about recording a ****-take parody song? Are you jealous you didn't think of it ginge?

It was when alot of our Academy players were setting the youth scene alight, Prost was asked by Mike Smith ( the compere in the MLT suite at the time ) who to look out for, he mentioned both Walcott and Dyer, said he thought both would play for England one day. Then he was asked which one was more likely out of the two to achieve stardom and he said Dyer... admittedly that changed in a short space of time because Dyer stuttered and Walcott came flying through.

Out of the Academy bunch, Dyer was thought of as a better prospect ( when they were both in the same team ) , I distinctly remember Georges Prost being asked the question when interviewed in the MLT suite a few years back when both were playing for the Academy team.

Dyer was the more promising of the two and thought of by the club as the more 'complete' player before Walcott broke into the first team.

Possibly.

Steveo, would you like to be in the video for "Empire of the Skate" ? I need a double you see, due to my Fratton connections it's probably not the best idea to have my mug in the video. Interested? It will be shot on location next weekend in and around P*rtsmouth.

I am sure he will cope with it. To be fair, most decent skates know they have f*cked over the taxman, and in turn, the taxpayer... so they would be slightly unreasonable to vent their anger at HMRC