Waterside.saint

The burn rate must be higher than anyone thought. They've hoovered up anyone at that level who looked any good and presumably had to pay premium wages in order to get them into Fortress Fatpipes. Again.

Which ended well last time - they attracted a succession of chancers and money launderers and saw nothing wrong with it, always the bridesmaid...

It also says fat in the pipes, a fanbase that's stuck in the 1940s and a deluded attitude

#deludedest

"Steven Pearson, 51, a former stadium announcer at Portsmouth FC, claimed items were signed by Sir Alf Ramsay, Peter Shilton, and boxer Muhammad Ali." Fits right in with the Toyman's announcements that Maradona was going to spearhead their triumphal charge to the top of world football. #deluded #chancers #conartists

You had me going for a moment there, thought you were talking about the bestest

Sacrilege! the phew are the greatest farce in football

'Quality not quantity'? worked well last time: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/paul-cook-plans-pompey-squad-cutback-1-7038853

£13m x 23 = £299m per annum. Must say I saw no evidence of it in Fratton on Sunday

Presumably their 'catchment area' extends as far as people are happy to be seen wearing one of their shirts. About 5 mile radius of the timber tabernacle?

Thats a fence and a half, that is. I'll bet they'll still need the regular attention of dog poop scoopers though

If wishes were horses beggars would ride. In other news, I parked my motorcycle near their timber tabernacle and walked down Fratton Rd to Southsea for the Great South Run this morning. Rosy cheeked urchins loitering in the car park admired the bike and stuffed pillowcases attended by other urchins were apparently guys for which their exhibitors invited offers of payment. Going rate was £1. I staggered round the course and walked back to Fratton, only to find the bike entirely unmolested and ready to ride home. Just saying the whole experience was quite life-affirming they're not all bad

Yes, the fairy tinkerbell and the tooth fairy who are both reliable witnesses and pillars of the community

Anyone know if the #bestest #booedtheirown again?

Come on you spitfires

Held to a goalless draw at their fetid home by mighty Mansfield They're now four points off the top and only one point above the playoffs.

They're now four points off the top and only two points above the playoffs

They're top of the table (OK two points below it if you must quibble, but as #bestest they are surely entitled to at least a three point bonus). Come on Mansfield

The #bestest will be foaming at their #gaptoothiest mouths

Those are the bestest 47 dropped places.

Yeah but this is the bestestmost

I've seen them use paper and comb with backing vocals on builders bums and muffin tops

Shurely shum mishtake, that title was taken long ago by the steadily unravelling fabric of pfc

stay classy, skates

Rip van winkle has nothing on the #bestestmost, who are well known as record breaking underachieving gaptoothed relics of a bygone age