Waterside.saint

Fonte you beauty

They're up at Wycombe tonight, hopefully the chairboys will humiliate them

#lowlyportsmouth aka #p!sspoorportsmouth ... Believing their own hype since they lost the plot after WW2

Well said Sue. As if any further evidence were needed of their fickle greedy motivation, up pops the mightiest heroic goalie IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD only to break their fishy hearts shortly before time and (in their eyes) justifiably become a reviled spat-upon zero. Couldn't make it up

How sweet was that - #lowlyportsmouth should have been dead certs to win that, as they knew they had to - are we sure Carson isn't secretly on the PTS payroll along with Agent Connolly? Good job that man anyway.

I leave for work and get home and, lo, there's another page of lols on here which I have just read at the expense of my now wine-spattered MacBook. Thanks. Where's the 'coffee over keyboard' dingbat when you need him? On the upside, imagining the bittersweet emotions passing through the minds of Fred Dinenage and his crew as they give up the unequal struggle & abandon the good ship #lowlyportsmouth gave me several minutes' worth of unalloyed joy

Come on you chairboys

Gotta be a chartered coach job

Yes, thats the bestest most passionate spit in all the land, and it brings a healthy gloss to your hair too

More on the theme 'pluckiest hero to most spat-upon zero' - old news now, but you really couldn't make it up: "Pompey chairman McInnes reveals how he went from saviour to being spat at by a fan" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2530430/Portsmouth-chairman-Iain-McInnes-reveals-went-saviour-spat-fan.html

Even their 'star' goalie isn't immune http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/carson-error-costs-pompey-win-1-5833534 "Trevor Carson was the hero turned villain as Pompey threw away a precious victory at Morecambe."

Thats an interesting point. I suspect their "hero to zero" curve is a bit like this: i.e. as soon as they realise their current 'legend'/'hero' actually wishes to be paid according to the terms of their contracts, rather than walking away into the sunset with nothing, they instantly become villains/zeros/enemies of the phew

Or how about #p!sspoorportsmouth

#l2strugglersportsmouth

If a picture says a 1000 words then these, nutjobs, constitute the Complete Works of Shakespeare;

I really thought that them getting their comeuppance & being relegated from the FL would be too good to be true. But I've got a good feeling about it now It really could happen

Agent Connolly's under cover mission to 'provide hope, then kill them with disappointment' continues to run according to plan

They had to win that, shame about that late equaliser Happily, Sarfend won their match last week making a 16-point gap that the skates must cross to be within sniffing distance of the playoffs - a yawning chasm which hopefully they will fall into screaming 'no fair, we wus robbed, we're much too bestest to possibly be in L2 another year' etc.

come on Morecambe

'Richie Barker feels his Pompey side are now due a change of luck' http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/barker-our-luck-will-turn-1-5829905 Well, that's all right then - after all, everyone knows that blind optimism and casual disregard for budgetary constraints will beat hard work and diligence any day.

What with that and the well-publicised infiltration of scummahs - who paid, but will demand the return of, £100 deposits - the dwindling phew may soon be entirely reliant our 'support'. Now *that* would be a good point for us to walk away whistling nonchalently

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/shameful-web-abuse-wrongs-wallace-1-5825730 Hero to Zero

I stand corrected. I trust Morcambe will be able to find it in their hearts to do the decent thing & hammer 9 kinds of cr@p out of them

They're off to Morecambe, who are doing well, on Saturday. Come on you Shrimpers