Waterside.saint

I'd have said that's one of us trolling POL, but it has that unmistakable ring of authenticity that could only come from someone who's just realised they've wasted a lot of time and money

-18? That will do nicely sir

Just when you thought #lowlyportsmouth couldn't drop any lower - #nonleagueportsmouth

Could've been worse. Oxford scored to widen the gap & leave them needing at least 14 more points to make the play-offs, whilst Accrington's win has dropped #lowlyportsmouth another place closer to the drop zone

Hopefully Connolly has a plan & will give something away shortly

Agent Connolly subbed for Wallace - can he give away a penalty & make the game safe for Mansfield without making it too obvious?

#lowlyportsmouth indeed - the BBC reporter who coined that recently should be congratulated on their perspicacity and foresight

Stevenson you beauty

come on you yellows

Rovers have a game in hand whilst Torquay had their game cancelled- that's a nice #lowlyportsmouth-shaped relegation spot that Torquay are keeping warm for them

After being held to a draw by Sunderland, it would boost my spirits if Mansfield could find it in themselves to beat #lowlypompey

Not his face that annoyed me so much, although I can understand it, more his 'cripple-the-oppositions-best-players-and-win-by-attrition' style of hoofball his teams seemed to play when he was at Brighton that wound me up

This^.

That really is classy

Jrod you beauty

Missing that popcorn icon... who'da thunk it?

How credible are your sources, pray tell?

Every time I see this it cheers me up

I'm afraid that in our jealousy we're losing sight of the fact this isn't just some tatty tarpaulin-covered tabernacle for tonally-challenged fishfolk. No, its the finest and bestestest rhythm section in all the land, if not the whole wide world, and the talented musicians who grace it are a credit to those hallowed seats of learning wherein they learned their craft over many years of diligent practice and study.

Bit quiet on here tonight. I know this has been shared before, but its so hilarious I thought it might be worth having a nice bit of schadenfreude to cheer up fellow nutjobs in their hour of need. They do say a pictures worth a 1000 words don't they?

With any luck we'll soon be able say sorry, don't really follow non-league football

They're well matched - #factlessallen & #lowlyportsmouth

Its a good job those parachute payments are paid in perpetuity. Oh...

One day soon fatpipes will complete its long drawn out process of decay then they'll be able to fund its replacement from the war chest they built up during the good times when they were in the prem Oh...