Waterside.saint

Credit where its due. Oh...

"Taxes are only paid by the little people" - Leona Mindy Roberts Helmsley, the 'Queen of Mean'

Come on you shrimpers

At the risk of repeating myself...

Buying off the Liquidator - £1.6m Bottom of the Football League - Priceless.

I love the Oxford manager's parting shot: "Kitson was outstanding for us. He was everywhere & not just because he'd been shafted by the bestest & had a point to prove" (slight paraphrase)

Not a great one for Murdoch's rags as a rule, but that made me lol

Nicely put

Only until the rotting carcase bursts. Wonderful how far you can push a metaphor sometimes

http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/D3/runin.html football365 show them as starting on -10 Do they know something we don't

POL will be in melt-down

"... perhaps the worst ever to wear the shirt. Get a well-deserved reputation for being a badly-run laughing stock..." I fixed it for him

Carlsberg don't do Div.4 results but if they did...

Wait until they boo their team off the pitch at full time (assuming there are enough of them still at Fatpipes)

Anyone know what Kitson's yellow card was for? Over the top celebration maybe?

Pompey 1 - 4 Oxford Happy days

And this *before* Kitson gets his hat-trick

Yeah baby

I think we can safely assume that (a) Oxford are playing out of their skins for their 'cup final' and (b) the ref is overawed by the occaision

You beauty

YES! Goal - Deane Smalley - Portsmouth 1 - 1 Oxford Deane Smalley scores with a right foot finish. Portsmouth 1-1 Oxford Utd. Sorry - bit behind the times

Come on Kitson, get a hat trick and win a place in our hearts

please god: (a) Kitson will be out for revenge & rub their noses in it; (b) Agent Connolly will revert to form & leave them with no effective striker for 6 months.