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I fear you are becoming a little attached to me but for my part it has become tiresome. And no doubt boring for others. Remember to tell your therapist how cathartic your experience has been on Saintsweb. You took on the nasty bullies and scared them off with your ramblings. . Although notice you never actually voice a view on anything rather just wail and gnash your teeth howling at others. Good luck in trying to find some joy in life to temper the seething anger.

So good at reading people aren’t you? Something I can’t help notice is you keep referring to is pals and gangs. Clearly some acceptance issues at play that you are so keen to take swipes at everyone on here and group them together. And not perceptive enough to get a read on people just a desire to mock their lives, well not their lives more pictures you have concocted in your troubled head. I suspect you despise most people as you want to paint their lives as frustrated and unfulfilled. Not like yours and your laughable boast of your lovely cheap package tour to Turkey. Strange little person really and been some weirdos on here but rarely as odious as you. Part of me thinks I should be more respectful to someone who clearly has a lot of issues at play and hurting. Although I rarely resist standing up to a bully.

Ahh little lonely boy now boasting about being young and shit at spelling. Bless Maybe that teacher you loved so much is the cause of your neurosis? Did he give you special love back that really confused you?

Learn to spell you think cunt

How unsurprising for you to not spot sarcasm. You are witless and I suspect quite lonely judging by you craving responses. Still you have your fantasy of slaying gammon to keep you going. Everywhere they are, taking over the news they are. I imagine you are not too far off yelling at the pigeons in the park about gammon, Brexit, fascists and cocks that are clearly your obsession

I needed to recharge. This witty sparring takes its toll. But now after a nice walk by the river and a quick read of my favourite Oscar Wilde pamphlet I am ready again to call anyone a cunt

How did Luton get promoted?

Warrior’s meds must have kicked in, he’s gone a little quiet. I picture him, probably sedated, nodding a little, listening to Finnegans Wake on audio whilst muttering about Brexit and cocks.

Lyndhurst Road - picked randomly

I got ticket in home end as was in same boat in that didn’t get to me. Looks to be a sell out as looks like no longer on general sale.

Good lad

When you get irate do you start randomly using capital letters? Or just not know when appropriate to use?

Good Lord he doesn’t teach does he?

Right out of the SOG playbook. Boohoo you are all fascists. Look at clever old me pigeon holing everyone to have a simple argument in my head. Look at all this Saints fans who hate JWP, look at them all and compare them to me, smart old me. Genuine question are you in an institution? Or just a DoP outpatient?

Do you get a little tingle stretching your vocabulary here?

A thick cunt like you needs to steer clear of Joyce.

Fear you are confusing fascism with populism

Joyce?

Maybe he should try typing in ‘am I expecting too much from a football forum?’ Also ‘how can I get help with my spelling?’

Judging by Onuacho we can take the Belgium league goal scoring stats with a pinch of salt

Will ‘Cock’ suffice?

Yeah amusing although also a little frightening how the playbook is rolled out and swallowed by some. Telegraph is now campaigning against civil servants earning more than £100k. Never mind that comparing with a 7 year old stat so guess what more people pass through that thresholds. I know someone who works very closely with cabinet ministers and confirms they are largely achieving nothing and rely on very strong and informed civil servants. But overpaid civil servants (and lawyers) are responsible for failing migration and nothing to do with headline seeking twats in govt creating their own mess and no idea how to solve. Funny how they highlight this issue that they seem incapable of solving , you’d think they’d want to divert although clearly plans are well Labour will be soft on it - see Batman

Bless. Someone looking for some attention?

Fucking free kick record. Who gives a fuck on a stat just used by commentators that seems to now be such a thing? Which player has won the most free kicks? Who has taken the most throw-ins? Quickest player to leave the pitch when substituted?Most goals scored in red boots? Completed passes?

Yeah akin to hey alcoholic when you think you have had enough, stop drinking….. but our whisky is great and will give you powers