whelk

Got to be bold and go early

Bellingham so good

Kane’s default play is to wait for a foul. Twat

I bet that white guy in dancing with all the Senegal fans is right bore

Hendo!

Hope this chip in the ball can tell us the average height of the ball when in play

Kane is getting on my tits if that helps?

Just heard Southgate yell ‘for fucks sake set some traps!’

All Africans are the same

3 feet in front of them is a ‘great ball’ apparently. Wrighty would have put us 1-0 up.

Dixon such a twat

Forgot they have that cowboy keeper Mendy

He just said pretty adamant. Wordsmith and poet he is not

They have some fans that ‘white up’

Set them traps lads

Harsh dropping Rashford

What a shit pen. Should not be allowed to have another go

Does anyone know what the spinniest goal in the WC was?

Blur looked at that one but their record label were having none of it

Mbappe’s goal had a spin rate of 2.8 rps

Did Martin Keown say that in his day they just ate the spin up?

We are one step away from having wide receivers as a position

For me it’s really important how good the team is with transitions

I think Joe Cole is a good pundit. Keys and Gray are parodies.

Saw nothing today that makes me feel like we aren’t going to win it. Pundits seem far more prone to get carried away these days and tell you you have been watching sublime performances. How many times did Keown talk about ‘setting traps’?